Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me? Is THE Wanda Maximoff Song.

Otter.

Definately Otter.

jace and clary adopt ash WHEN??

And also current day lightwoods because well Kit Lightwoods is dead and i hate her for it

Okay but Cassie can we please get an updated family tree?

I need to know what path was taken to get to the modern day Fairchilds.

Persassy this persassy that.......

What about sassabeth?????

Are we gonna get the "I had to play dumb" "Was it hard?"

ARE WE????

So I had my friend read Red Queen because it’s Red Queen........

So far, this is how its going: 

I just-

don’t know 

what to do 

The full Shadowhunter family tree, as we currently know it

| Red line = romantic affiliation

| Yellow line = siblings

| Green line = parent/child relationship

| Dotted line = relationships we haven't seen happen yet but exist

| Dark grey boxes = dead characters

| Blue boxes = Immortal characters

So we’re just gonna ignore the whole interrogation scene of Hawkeye ep.2? 

Because let me tell you, that was so inexplicably hilarious- 

Petition to start calling Lucie Herondale the Ghost Queen

#Bestiegoals

SHANG CHI SPOILERS AHEAD PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED IT 

Now everything in the universe aside.........

The scene in Stranger things, season 3........where Robin and Steve are on the washroom floor, high off their asses and throwing up all over the place, and Robin reveals to Steve that they are, in-fact, gay............. a fact which Steve responds to with ‘I don't give two shits about your sexuality but bro at least have taste.......I mean Tammy Thompson? Really??’ and then the 2 of them proceed to burst out into song.......

                                                          AND 

The scene in Shang chi where Katy and Shang chi are on the plane and he's going on about his backstory............ And Katy throws all of that out the window like ‘I don't give a shit that the person I’ve know for ten goddamn years is not actually who I thought he was but wtf is up with your name bro??’ and then she gives him endless mockery for it.......

Both these scenes radiate the same #bestiegoals energy. Convince me otherwise I dare you. 

This has been an utterly useless, long post about shit I want to talk about. 

Thank you for listening. 

I am eternally grateful to Shang-chi for giving me a male and female in a 100% platonic relationship without ANY REFERENCE WHATSOEVER to the possibility of them being in love.

Katy and Shang-chi......They hug?? They save each other's asses all the time?? They cry into each other's shoulders?? And it's not taken with any romantic subtext?? Like That's all I was ever looking for.....was it that hard to give?

NO, IT ABSA-FUCKING-LUTLY WAS NOT

So once again, I love their friendship with a passion that will keep buring even after the sun dies out