As An American, I Have No Idea What's Happening In My Country. First The Dumpsterfire Of A Presidental

I felt like it was about time I gave Mario and Luigi an emotional support animal a new friend. So I figured why not bring a Yoshi into the mix? Now read my ramble explaining the Yoshi’s ENTIRE backstory! :’D 

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nice of mr wonka to invite us over for a singular jelly bean and a quarter cup of lemonade eh luigi?

Koopaling Family Headcanons

I am back with more headcanons! This time it's all surrounding some of my Koopaling lore. So I hope you enjoy them!

-Jr and Wendy are twins. (Wendy was one year old when Jr was born).

-Iggy and Lemmy's parents are both nerds. One of them is a scientist and the other is a book lover. Oh yeah one of them is trans yet choose to have kids before surgery.

-Morton is still in touch with his biological mother. He wishes he got the chance to meet his long-gone father though.

-Dry Bowser is actually Bowser's dead brother and Morton's father. He doesn't remember his past and is a husk of his former self. He rules a kingdom on another continent.

-Roy Koopa has photophobia, which is why he always wears his pink sunglasses.

-My backstory for Roy is that he ran away from his household, he mostly hid in the morning, and when it turned into night/dusk, that was when he continued to run because of his eye condition. Luckily his neighborhood wasn't far at all from the castle, so he stopped running when he arrived at Bowser's doorstep. During that time he had to steal food and supplies from many stores to survive.

-Morton wants to own a bakery someday yet he also wants to work on construction.

-Iggy can infodump about science for hours. He mostly does it to Lemmy cause most of the other Koopalings don't care about science all that much (except for maybe Larry and Ludwig)

-Lemmy is really good at drawing

One-Winged Angel

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Some headcanons about Infinite being a dad cause why not?

I am back with more Infinite headcanons, this time of him being a dad cause we need more fluffy content like that. (These headcanons all take place Post Forces btw).

-I like to think that Infinite would be a very good father to his kids. But when he became a parent for the first time, Infinite was absolutely clueless like how does he take care of them?

-When his kids cry, Infinite perks his head up and moves his ears like an actual dog and tries to find the source of the noises so he can comfort them.

-Infinite sometimes sleeps with the babies in their crib if he's too tired to go back to bed.

-He is very territorial/protective of them, if you get too close he'll go absolutely mad and if he still had the Ruby then he would warp reality. He has trust issues and doesn't let anyone except people he likes near them.

-Infinite sometimes picks up his babies by the scruff of the neck and walk on all fours with them. He does this because of his natural instincts, but if he's in public he holds them normally.

-If Infinite's kids somehow gain his reality bending abilities, then he would teach them how to use it properly (so they don't end up almost destroying reality like he almost did in my Forces Rewrite).

That is all I have for now.

I would really want to know the general opinion about this topic. I respect all opinions so no need to come at me.

Post Sonic Forces AU, where Sonic and a redeemed Infinite are living together under one roof

During the final Forces fight, Sonic defeats Infinite, and Infinite takes it upon himself to destroy the Phantom Ruby

But due to the amount of energy it took to destroy it, Infinite is now temporarily paralyzed, so Sonic has to help him regain his movement

Infinite also has memory loss, as he doesn't remember anything about the war, only bits and pieces of it.

He permanently has reality warping abilities, but his power is extremely unstable

Due to the amount of Phantom Ruby energy inside of him, Infinite tends to glitch in and out of existence sometimes. Fortunately, Tails is working on a solution to fix this problem.

Sonic's friends do take some time to warm up towards Infinite, but once they do, Infinite will finally know what it's like to have freinds again

Sonic and Infinite trauma bonding, enough said

Sephiroth tree of life symbolism is driving me insane-

That one cutscene near the end of the game where Sephiroth is near this a humongous tree near the Forgotten City and that rainbow rift in the sky has me thinking.

And of course he chooses to transform into Bizzaro Sephiroth, in the Forgotten City, NEAR THE TREE.

If the Lifestream and its many worlds represent branches/roots of a tree and that Jenova meanwhile is busy corrupting the Lifestream...

According to Norse mythology, the god Odin hung himself on the world tree to obtain knowledge. Just like how Sephiroth got his knowledge from the Lifestream (or future events).

Then maybe Sephiroth would have to do the ultimate sacrifice. I find it fitting that a villan named after the sefirot will be the one to save everyone at the cost of his life.

This may not happen in Part 3 obviously, but it's a great theory methinks.

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That would be a CRAZY way to end things. Part of me wonders how genuine they're being when they're saying the R Trilogy leads up to Advent Children. If Sephiroth DOES get some form of redemption...do the events of AC not play out the same way? Or is it the remains of the Sephiroth that WAS? Crazy stuff...