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My Mario Movie Review

⚠️Spoilers ahead!⚠️

I accidentally spoiled myself a few plot points cause some people online decided to post them and throw all this new info in my face, but that didn't stop me from enjoying the film.

Anyways, here's my review of the Mario Movie so let's a go!

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-Mario and Luigi were so wholesome together

-Bowser was amazing, I loved that he was evil just for the sake of being evil.

-BOWSER'S LOVE BALLAD ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED. I can see why the Koopalings got their names from musicians, my man Bowser can play a piano!

-Princess Peach's origin story was actually kinda cute! I love the idea of the Toads being her found family, the only question I have though is who are her parents?

-Bowser was a Bicon, enough said

-The blue koopa really became a blue shell and was never heard from again. I guess the blue shelled koopas are suicide bombers 💀

-I really wanted more Luigi screentime, but eh, it's enough for the first film I guess

-The Penguin King and DK also deserve more screentime, maybe we will see them in the sequal

-THE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED, I NEED AN EXTENDED VERSION OF THAT SMW CASTLE THEME NOW

-Peach was one of my favorite characters in the film, she is so kind yet also badass.

-Peach choosing to marry Bowser for the sake of her kingdom and it's people was such a power move on her part

-I hated the fast pacing of the plot, but the movie scenes made up for it

-Overall, despite some criticisms I have, it's a really good movie, I rate it a 8.5/10

Sonic being shocked by the existence of a robot sonic in Prime doesn't make any sense because Prime takes place after the advance games, and the advance games take place a long time after Sonic CD where Metal made his first appearance.

-So that means Metal Sonic exists, YET AT THE SAME TIME SONIC IS SHOCKED BY THE EXISTENCE OF A ALTERNATIVE ROBOT VERSION OF HIM LIKE HE NEVER SAW ONE BEFORE, WHICH MEANS THAT METAL DOESN'T EXIST.

-BUT HE CLEARLY DOES EXIST BECAUSE PRIME TAKES PLACE AFTER SONIC CD AND THE ADVANCE GAMES, WHICH MEANS THAT METAL SONIC IS IN SOME KIND OF QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION OF EXSITING AND NOT EXSITING

Before we hit 4th of July...

Listen. I know our country is in shambles. Our culture has been torn apart. Our government is the enemy of the people. Our institutions are captured by ideologues. Our media and government have been lying to us since before any of us were born. The Constitution has been ripped to shreds. We have long since passed the point where others would have begun throwing tea in the harbor.

I am not proud of where our country is now. We are in decline. I fear for where we are headed.

Independence Day is not a celebration of our government or our leaders. It's also not a celebration of what our country is today. It's not even really a celebration of some long-gone glory days.

Independence Day is two things:

A reminder of what our country was intended to be, that we should not be complacent or satisfied with things as they are now.

A chance to be obnoxious and annoy non-Americans

So starting at about 11pm tonight I will continue my tradition of having scheduled posts publish every hour for the duration of Independence Day.

I don't want to hear all the edgy takes about how terrible our country is. I know. I'm aware. You're not being original. Being disillusioned doesn't make you cool. Just let me have this one day - and maybe let yourself have a little fun with being American.

I headcanon Alear to be autistic, and I will die on this hill

I just read the Greta Thunberg vs Andrew Tate situation and I cannot believe that she roasted him so hard that Andrew replied with a pic of himself eating pizza and that picture made the authorities track him down and arrest him.

As a fellow autistic who cares about the environment, all I have to say is bravo Greta! 👏

Headcanon that sometimes Luigi helps with babysitting the Koopalings whenever Bowser needs it to be done (raising 8 kids all by himself is a huge job). Since Luigi is a plumber and works with technical stuff, I like to think that he helps Iggy work on his machines. Iggy isn't talkative at first. He prefers to work away from distractions and is extremely focused in his work (like ADHD-focused), but Luigi slowly allows Iggy to come out of his shell (pun intended).

Luigi listens to Iggy's info-dumping about science. He gets the whole machinery thing but he has no clue what Iggy is talking about science-wise. Sometimes the other Koopalings join in as well, and by joining in I mean Luigi trying to prevent them from doing mischief.

I just heard the news that Twitter has been shut down in Brazil because reasons.

Brazilians are free to come to my blog and Tumblr. We will welcome you with open arms!

Hello, I really like how you draw Infinite! Especially his curves. Mask, I meant mask.

why thank you, cant blame you for liking hipfinite- i mean maskfinite, i mean,

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