"All The World Will Be Your Enemy, Prince Of A Thousand Enemies. And When They Catch You, They Will Kill

Ok yeah you’re a leftist but are you normal about Jews

I HC the Pale King’s voice to be the Streamer DougDoug (If you know, you know why.)

One time when my troop was hiking we accidentally, ended up on some guy’s land. He pulled up with a tractor, and a gun; then politely told us that the camp property ended.

Scouting culture is accidentally breaking and entering because the next task in the hike is located inside that castle and we're going to get it.

Oh wait, the task is located right outside and it's closed on Mondays so we're committing a crime? Eh, no we're not. (The old lady didn't believe us, please spare me oh god no please don't call the police)

trespassing 🔥🔥🔥

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Mr candy corn

sorry arti hunter shippers I think they would hate each other

Hell Yeah

In Winter, Jason Vorhees sits on the pier with hot cocoa, a blanket and a wild racoon that’s chewing on his decaying arm, listening to Take Me Home Country Roads because there’s no kids on his fucking lakey lawn

fucker cannot get ANY sleep bcs his “CHILD” keeps asking to sleep with him every night

I’m gonna add a little more to this list; Don’t say you support people with ADHD if you berate them for not focusing on you for around a second Don’t say you support people with ADHD, then mock them for having a short attention span.

yall: i support people with ADHD!! yall when an ADHD character shows any symptoms beyond uwu hyperactive: lol this character is so annoying. they should die

TBF, I am a cynical adult, and my dad was in the army. We both love Muppets.

Given that building a puppet theater increases stress relief by 10 for everyone it’s like…. 

A bunch of cynical battle weary grown-ass adults…. that all fucking love puppet shows….

The heir finds it extremely baffling.