Mervin Coming Back To Das Sporking To Take Down Midnight Sun!

Truth!

Me: haha Crusader Kings II is probably just like Hearts of Iron! This will be easy!

Crusader Kings II: YOU WILL LOSE 95% OF YOUR KINGDOM UPON YOUR DEATH, ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS AND NOT LEGITIMATE, THERE ARE 19 PLOTS AGAINST YOUR LIFE, 4 CHALLENGES TO YOUR SUCCESSION, THE VASSALS DEMAND AN ELECTIVE MONARCHY, YOU HAVE -348 GOLD, YOUR WIFE HATES YOU, THE DUKE OF FUCKELSTIEN HAS DECLARED YOU A PRETENDER TO THE THRONE AND THE POPE JUST EXCOMMUNICATED YOU

Me: 

i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate when a monster is loved and that love turns them human I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH. tell that thing that goes bump in the night that you love the way its fangs glimmer in the moonlight and the way its horrible gnarled claws are so gentle with you or GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

I love how this works so well!

Attack on Missile Bomb

- Rival, Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal

Aughra has slept with all the Skeksis, A L L. O f T H E M!!!!

ppl keep talking about Aughra x SkekMal but

while obviously that’s a thing,

what about Aughra x SkekOk?

she felt free to clean her eye in his bath, and when she saw *cough* certain details through that eye, she scoffed, “nothing has changed.”

The Willy Wonka Experience (2024)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inqusition!

Spanish Inquisition (1478 Colorized)

Happy Pride fr

One time when my troop was hiking we accidentally, ended up on some guy’s land. He pulled up with a tractor, and a gun; then politely told us that the camp property ended.

Scouting culture is accidentally breaking and entering because the next task in the hike is located inside that castle and we're going to get it.

Oh wait, the task is located right outside and it's closed on Mondays so we're committing a crime? Eh, no we're not. (The old lady didn't believe us, please spare me oh god no please don't call the police)

trespassing 🔥🔥🔥

A baby?!?!???

Giving the furries what they want I see..

YALL,,,,

I JUST GOT PINGED IN THE ANNOUNCMENTS CHANNEL IN THE OFFICIAL COTL SERVER...

CW: SEMI NUDITY???

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ONNNNNNN???

THE FOLLOWERS IN THE BACK??? HELP???