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11 months ago

This reminds me of when RTGAME role played Walter White in his Stardew play through.

What Is Death If Not A Farmer

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3 years ago

I need this AU in my life!

what if AU where death note is just an in-universe work of fiction and all of them are just actors. i call this my coping AU LOL

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I LOVE this AU!!

4 years ago

All of my OCs are still on the hope. A bit more grim than all of your headcannons. It’s actually a part of my alternate universe narrative. Many of them are actually connected, and are each other’s motivations. As they want to revive their loved ones. I will share a few examples; Will is a Bureaucrat, and a grieving widower who left earth with his sister Mary, and sons; Edmund, and August. In an alternate universe Mary, who was a med school graduate trapped in an entry level position is trying to revive Will, and her nephews. (And in case you turn this into a case of Sweet Home Alabama Mary is Ace-Aro!) Emiko, a chef, and her Fiancé Hiroshi came to Halcyon with the hope (no pun intended) to start their own restaurant. And that’s just a few of them; I have way more (I am addicted to creating characters in this game.) I also accidentally made Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale In the character creation, and I’m just rolling with it.

All your TOW OCs exist in everyone else's headcanon universe.

Depending on what universe you choose that determines the Captain. Kenna exists in your universe as a background colonist but in my universe she is the Unplanned Variable.

TOW fanon is one huge super fanon.

I have spoken.

2 months ago

Yeah, Five Pebbles may be a little rude, but I think he’s trying his best. I’m sick of him being called the “apostate superstructure abomination”!

I fucking hate seattle man. the liberals have built a living superstructure that towers over the city and covers the sky in rain and fog. I'm fuckin moving to the countryside

I Fucking Hate Seattle Man. The Liberals Have Built A Living Superstructure That Towers Over The City

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1 year ago

Though I like the idea that one of them is transmasc knowing Dwarves it is equally likely one of them is a Cis woman.

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5 years ago

I was gonna make a joke but I just can’t think of anything funny. It’s just so absurd!

White wiccans: Black magic, voodoo and hoodoo are all BAD and EVIL. You shouldn’t do it uwu 🌸🌸

Also white wiccans: *literally steal the bones of minority or otherwise poor who couldn’t afford proper burials*

11 months ago

why even deny jewish indigeneity to the land of israel, it doesn’t change the fact that palestinians deserve better and it doesn’t help them receive better so why

why assert such an antisemitic position, why say that jews are really from europe or whatever and make it your hill to die on, why deny a simple fact when denying it doesn’t help palestinians whatsoever

jews are indigenous to the levant, that isn’t negotiable and any argument that tries to deny this very basic fact will never succeed in improving the lives of palestinians

1 year ago

Posted @withregram • @adielofisrael “From the (Jordan) river to the (Mediterranean) sea, Palestine will be free (of Jews)”.

This is how you should read it because this is what it means. It is just sugarcoated call for genocide of the Jewish people and ethnic cleansing of Jews from our indigenous homeland. It is not de-colonial, it is the epitome of Arab colonialism and a remnant of the Palestinian Arab collaboration with Nazi Germany under the leadership of Hajj Amin Al Husseini, who coined this phrase.

#israel #palestine #gaza #indigenous

[angrybell: but given what we have seen from the “Free Palestine” crowd, I don’t think that they care the Jewish people will be killed off to make way for their Arab utopia. Its not a bug for them, its a feature.]

1 year ago
Clippy Gave Birth!!! It's A Malware

Clippy gave birth!!! It's a malware <3

1 year ago

The reason there are no children in Morrowind

An Argonian Nerevarine is seen talking to a dunmer child who appears to be bandaged. She speaks up with a concerned look as Vakkah-lah says: "That was close. You okay there, kid?"

The dunmer child looks saddened as she averts her eyes and says: "Yes, I am... Thank you miss"

The child deflates as her expression holds a solemn stare, "But... I'm so sorry. You could've gotten hurt because of me..." 

Vakkah-lah instantly exclaimed with surprise as she says: "What? No! Don't apologize! You were in danger! I couldn't just let you die."
The dunmer child looks up at Vakkah-lah as she stutters out: "But... but miss..."

The Nerevarine gives a reassuring smile as she explains to the child, "Listen. It's my job. I'm the good guy! I help whoever I can on the way. So if there's anything you ever need, I'm always happy to help!"

The child looks away once more as she utters: "Well, since you said so, can you do one more thing for me? Please?"

The Nerevarine softens her eyes as she says: "Of course. What is it, little girl?"
The dunmer child stares up with a disturbing expression. Smiling, she tells Vakkah-lah: "Would you come with me? The Sixth House is waiting for you, Lord Nerevar."

Vakkah-lah is seen mortified as she pauses her sentences.
Vakkah-lah kneels down to the dunmer child's level as she widens her eyes with a cautious face. "Child... where are your parents?"

The kid kept smiling as she began to unwrap her bandages from her eye, "The Sixth House is my Family. They took me in when no one wanted me. They gave me a gift. A home. They want you to join us too."

In the next panel, the bandages are seen on the floor below the child's feet.
The child is revealed to have corprus infecting the side of her bandaged face.  She keeps speaking as she says, "After all... The world rejects you. You'll be happier with us. If you join us,  then you won't suffer anymore. House Dagoth accepts you."

Vakkah-lah realizes the situation, getting back up as she mutters, "Corprus... Kid, come on. We really shouldn't be here. Let's just-"

However, she was interrupted by another voice as another child says, "Nerevar? Where are you going?"
The next panel reveals two children. One is an Ash Zombie Child, and another is a severely infected dunmer child with a gaping mouth and rotting skin. "You saved our sister. Why not stay? Father Dagoth would love to thank you for your kindness."

Vakkah-lah covers her mouth in horror as she starts thinking to herself, 'Oh my gods... He's inducting children too. All those missing posters... All those families. Tell me this isn't true.'

A new voice joins them as she turns around with pure fear, hearing the next child speak, "Yes, Lord Nerevar. Stay here with us. Father wants to reunite with you again."
The next panel reveals two more children. One is a Corprus Stalker child, and another is a dunmer child with three glowing red eyes and a sickly grin. "He misses you. He wants you to join us all. What's stopping you?"

Vakkah-lah's eyes widen as she shakes, starting down as the children continue to try to convince her to stay, "Come on Nerevar. Stay here with us. Don't leave us here."
Vakkah-lah wakes up as her eyes shoot awake. She was seen under the covers of the bed as her chin was resting on the pillow. She starts to think for herself as she pokes her head out,

' It was... just a dream... That's the last time I'm reading scary lore books at night...'
In the next panel, the Nerevarine's eyes shoot up in terror as she hears the voices of the dunmer girl she rescued earlier in her dream. She appears to be smiling down at her.

"You're finally awake, Lord Nerevar. We've finally found you"
The next panel reveals a row of children surrounding the Nerevarine in a circle. They all simultaneously speak up, "Come with us. Join the Sixth House."

Vakkah-lah tries to back up as they speak once more,
"You can't run from destiny. Come along now."
The last panel reveals Dagoth Ur behind Vakkah-lah. His mask was off with his face revealed to have three glowing red dots for eyes, as well as huge unhinged teeth. As his jaw opens, tendrils are seen lingering out of his mouth as he goes in, ready to reach for her. The children continue to speak as their last words finish with:

"Father is waiting for you."

I may have wanted to make something for Spooky Month.

I like to imagine that the children of Morrowind are there, but a bunch of them go missing and end up serving the Sixth House in one big dysfunctional family cult.

I'd honestly be terrified too if I had a child that ended up like this too.


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