I Have Something Outrageously Down Bad To Say

i saved my train ticket to my phone but it didn't work when i tried to scan it so i took it to the staff on duty and they were like. are you sure that's the right image. and i looked down and my screen was open on this

wow sal truly gets me

salad fisher salsa fish wawaswawaewawawawa look,, look at this BEETLE i found OUTSIDE what should we name him

"Hm... How about Jared?"

when the fixation is faceless

I hate how people are ignoring the fact that there is a canonical reason for humans having 4 fingers + no noses in adventure time. all Your fanart is great but christ did you even watch the series? are you even paying attention?? like thats not just a silly little stylistic choice. That was intentional and there's an actual reason behind it

GODDD I NEED TO DISSOLVE HIM IN A VAT OF ACID YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND

doodles figuring out how to draw my favourite rockstar

in my head ghost is an actual 80s cult band in the sf universe and noone can convince me otherwise

now who the fuck said this, don't be shy come forward

Sal, do you think that if there's facial reconstruction surgery, there's the opposite?

like

facial fuckup surgery

for those that are like

idfk

have BIID or smth and are very dysphoric with having a "normal" face?

-someone who really wants to get reverse reconstruction

"I..." *Looks away* "I-I don't know...."

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE SAL PROSTHETIC COMING SOON

He's becoming real

yeeeahhhhh YEEEEAAAAAHHH

Faggot

you misspelled fagmaxxer