She’s A Gun

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Eddie still throws pretzels at people, especially if they ignore him.

Beauty in Death

Pairing: JJ Maybank x reader

Summary: a game of truth or dare leads to a drunken confession from your best friend JJ

Word count: 4200

Warnings: SMUT, angst, swearing, drinking, partying, talks of breakups, dry humping, fingering, biting, choking, drunk sex

You had recently found out that your boyfriend of three years had been cheating on you. A fantastic start to the new year.  And JJ’s girlfriend had also just broken up with him because apparently “he wasn’t mature enough to be in a serious relationship.” You found the timing of it all to be kind of funny. 

You dated JJ when you guys were fourteen and it was as serious as things could be at fourteen. You dated for about six months but you both just decided that you wanted to date other people and there were no hard feelings. You just realized you liked hanging out as friends better. So that’s what you were for the last five years. Best friends. 

Over the years you watched each other go in and out of relationships and fool around with several people each. But when you met Shane you knew it was something different. He was someone you could see being with for a really long time, maybe even forever. So you were pretty devastated when you found out he had been hooking up with his ex-girlfriend for the better part of a year. And you were embarrassed. You refused to show your face for days after everyone found out. 

JJ’s relationship with his girlfriend Megan wasn’t as serious but you could tell he was upset about the breakup. You never talked about it with each other. Your friends gave you both a few weeks to sulk before announcing a party that they were throwing at the chateau. You were both ordered to get plastered and have a good time. You wanted to object but realized that you were done being hurt over the situation. You just wanted to forget, even if it was just for one night. 

Both the inside and outside of the chateau were completely flooded with people when you arrived. Party Rock Anthem was spilling out of the outdoor speakers as you walked through the yard. You spotted Kie, Sarah, and JB on the porch and made your way over to them. 

“Well, this place is packed.” You smiled and gave each of your friends a hug. “Where’s Pope and JJ?” 

“Pope’s around here somewhere, probably trying to woo a girl about how he wants to be a coroner.” John B chuckled and you all started giggling. “And JJ’s inside getting a drink, I think.” 

“I really need one of those. I’ll be back.” You headed inside and as soon as you opened the door, you ran straight into JJ’s chest. 

“You almost made me spill my beer, princess.” You glared as you looked up at him. 

“I hated it when you called me that when we dated and guess what? I still hate it now.” You spit out but all he does is laugh. 

“Ya know Y/N, I really thought you’d grow out of this bitchy ass attitude when you became an adult, but here we are at nineteen and I’m still waiting.” He smirked and it took everything in you not to smack him. “Hey don’t get all murdery on me. We are supposed to be having fun remember.” 

“Well, I’d have fun murdering you honestly.” You didn’t give him time to respond before you stole his beer out of his hand and turned to run away. 

“Hey, that’s my beer you dick!” He yelled behind you.

“I may be a dick but you still love me.” You teased as you continued to walk away from him. 

“I got no idea why sometimes.” You didn’t bother looking back as he threw his fit and stormed back inside the house. Everyone had gathered around the fire so you joined them.

“Let’s play truth or dare.” Sarah spat out, excited. 

“Sarah, we’re not fifteen anymore.” You teased and she rolled her eyes. “Please. Come on, it’ll be fun.” You gave in, sitting next to her. There was a circle of about fifteen people by the time you actually started the game. 

Somehow Kie had convinced JJ to participate and he sat across the fire from you. You purposely waited till he was looking at you before you took a huge swig of the beer you had stolen from him. He shot you daggers with his eyes and you promptly responded by giving him the finger. He smiled back at you and mouthed “love you.” You rolled your eyes. 

That was your dynamic. You never missed a chance to poke fun at one another. But when it came down to it, you really cared about each other. JJ taught you how to drive a stick when you were sixteen, how to fish, how to smoke pot, and how to change a flat tire. You taught him things too, like how to tie a tie, how to illegally download music, and how to woo a girl on a first date. You helped him study for tests for history class while he helped you with algebra.

“Okay Kie, truth or dare?” Sarah asked her. 

“Dare.” 

“I dare you to chug your whole beer.” 

“Too easy.” Kie responded, gulping down the beer in seconds. “Okay, my turn. JB, truth or dare?” 

The game went on for what seemed like an hour or two. Most people chose truth but your favorite was when JJ dared John B to backflip off the dock into the water. You were three beers deep when people started passing around a bottle of Jack Daniels and you were pretty tipsy when it came to be your turn again. 

“Y/N, truth or dare?” Kie asked you. 

“Truth.” You played the safe option cause there was no way you were getting in the water or streaking through the yard. 

“Out of all your exes who was the best kisser?” You blushed a little. Even though you only dated for a short period of time and you guys were kids, JJ was always good with his mouth. You debated lying because you really didn’t want to add to his already enormous ego but the game is called truth or dare for a reason. 

“JJ fucking Maybank.” You answered and his eyes immediately met yours. You saw a small smirk before he winked at you while everyone hollered and made kissy faces at the two of you. Kie and Sarah were whispering in each other’s ears when you broke eye contact with JJ. 

“Hey, I’m good at anything I do.” You were expecting a cocky response but you stuck your tongue out at him anyways. The game went on for another two rounds and by the time it was Sarah’s turn again, you were feeling really good. You couldn’t remember the last time you drank this much. But you were having fun with your friends and JJ definitely was too. You had noticed that his eyes couldn’t seem to stay off of you after the whole kiss question. But you didn’t really think anything of it. He was probably just surprised by your answer. 

“Alright my turn. JJ, truth or dare?” Sarah asked with a huge smile on her face. If you had known better, you would have thought that she was up to something. 

“Dare.” Every single time. He avoided truth like the plague. Kie and Sarah exchanged glances again before she turned back to look at JJ. 

“I dare you to do seven minutes of heaven with Y/N.” You shot her a warning look. The nerve of this bitch. You now figured out what these two were up to and they only smiled as you glared them both down. 

“Oh I’m down, but I’m not sure the princess is, even though I’m her favorite kisser.” Ugh. This man really knew how to grind your gears. He put you on the spot and you hated it. No way were you gonna back down. 

“Let’s go, you idiot.” You said as you stood up. You could tell by the look on his face that he wasn’t expecting you to agree. The crowd of people around you was going wild. JJ stood up and walked over to you with his hand out.

“Right this way my lady.” You slapped his hand away with disgust and headed inside the house. You made your way to JJ's room as he followed silently behind you. When you entered the room, you stopped to turn around after you heard him slam the door shut and lock it. 

“We’re not really doing this are-” You were cut off by the feeling of his lips on yours. Part of you wanted to push him away, fight him off but the other bigger part of you enjoyed this and before you knew it, you kissing him back hard. You pulled away remembering ther reason you were here. 

“We need to set a timer.” You pulled your phone out and quickly opened your clock app. He didn’t even wait for you to set your phone down before his hands were on your face, pulling you back in for another kiss. You threw your phone on the bed and surrendered to your urges. 

You couldn’t even stop to think about why or how this was happening, or why it felt so amazing. The weed and beer on his lips tasted so good.And you loved the feel of his hands on your cheeks. You could think about it after the seven minutes were up.

JJ surprised you by picking you up and placing you gently on the bed and hovered over you, his lips never leaving yours. He kissed you like he was craving you. Your hands found the back of his head while his started trailing down your body. This was already more intense than anything you guys ever did when you were kids. You were embarrassed by how fast he managed to turn you on. You felt his tongue swipe across your bottom lip, and you let it into your mouth so he could deepend the kiss even further.

JJ forced your legs apart so he could lay perfectly in between them. You almost moaned into his lips when you felt him fully hard against your clothed core. You instantly got wet at the feeling. Before you knew it you were grinding up into him and he let out a groan. He started matching your movements, grinding into you even harder. You tugged at his hair when the friction started to hit your clit through your jeans just right. If someone had told you that you’d be spending the night dry humping your best friend, you would have thought they had lost their minds. JJ pulled away from you abruptly. 

“Y/N you’re about to make me cum in my pants.” You looked up at him laughing softly. 

“I fail to see the problem.” His eyes got wide at your response and you pulled him back to you by the collar of his tank top. Kissing your best friend should never feel this good, you tried to tell yourself but you didn’t want to stop. But your thoughts were rudely interrupted by the sound of your phone's timer going off. 

You pulled away from each other and and silenced the alarm. Your seven minutes were up and it was time to return to the party but you could tell he didn’t want to go. You both looked at each other for a moment before JJ broke the silence. 

“Oh fuck it.” He exclaimed as he pushed you back down and attacked your neck. He started by placing soft wet kisses on the sensitive area before picking up where you left off earlier. He grinded into you with more aggression this time. It felt even better than before and you couldn’t stay quiet if you wanted to. Needy whimpers started falling from your lips. 

“You like that huh babygirl?”  He whispered seductively in your ear. For once, his cockiness had the opposite effect on you. And his touch was making you want to fall at his feet. 

“Mhhh hmmm.” Was all your vocal cords would allow you to let out. 

“I bet I could make you cum like this.” You breath hithched in your throat. As embarrassing as it was, the words alone were almost enough to make you cum. But to be fair you hadn’t had a proper orgasm in over a month. You were desperate for a release. He pinned your hands above your head and increased his speed. You were pleased when his lips made their way back to yours. You started moaning into his mouth when you could feel the coil in your stomach start to build. His cock through your clothes felt so incredible on your clit and you started wishing there weren’t any barriers between the two of you. His moans mixed with yours and you could feel yourself getting close.

“Fuck J, I’m gonna cum.” You could feel your whole body vibrating as the coil released. A wave of pleasure washed over you. JJ covered your mouth when you heard a knock on the door, never stopping his movements so you could ride out your high. 

“Are you guys okay in there? Your seven minutes is up ya know.” It was Kie on the other side of the door. 

“Yeah we’re fine, we’re just talking.” JJ answered her. You used your free hand to pry his hand off your face and took his fingers into your mouth. You started sucking on them and you swear you saw JJ’s eyes roll to the back of his head. 

“Are you talking or fucking?” Sarah asked. You released his fingers from your mouth so you could answer. 

“Seriously we are just talking.” You yelled. 

“The night’s still young.” JJ whispered so only you could hear and you gave him a sexy smirk as you heard the footsteps outside the door fade. 

Your hands immediately went to undo his pants when you were sure they had gone. But he stopped you, pushing your hands away. 

"Wait Y/N." 

"What J? Don't you want to have sex with me?" You asked in a soft tone. 

"I do, believe me. I really do. But I need to tell you something first." You looked up at him with concern now in your eyes. You don't know why you were nervous about what he could possibly have to tell you. "I...umm...I think I'm in love with you. I think I have been for a while. I don't know when things changed. But I do know that I never felt this way with Megan and when I found out what Shane did to you, I wanted to kill him. Because he's a fucking idiot to have hurt you like that. And I just want you to know that I would never hurt you like that. I'd treat you the way that you deserve to be treated...always Y/N." He paused for a second and studied your face. You were fully taken aback by his words. You had no idea he felt this way. "And I know we did this before but we were kids Y/N. So much has changed. I've changed. The only thing that's stayed the same is that you are my best friend. And I know we are both drunk right now and it may seem like a rebound but I swear…." You cut him off by placing your finger over his mouth. You looked up into his ocean blue eyes and it was like you were seeing him all over again for the first time. You didn't have to question if you felt the same way because in that perfect moment, you knew that you did. 

"I love you too JJ Maybank." He gave you the sweetest smile you had ever seen. He leaned down and kissed you so sweetly that you thought your head was going to explode. 

"Let me show you how you deserve to be treated. He starts by kissing down your neck gently. "Can I?" He asks while tugging on your shirt. 

"Yes." You lift up and he helps you out of your t-shirt. He reaches around your back to unclasp your bra and his jaw literally drops at the sight of your bare chest. He's speechless. You take the liberty of grabbing his hands and placing them on your tits. His hands are cold and it sends shivers down your spine but it turns you on in a way that you can't explain. He starts to roll your nipples in between his fingers and you let your head hit the pillow again. 

His hands are still kneading your tits when he starts peppering kisses slowly down your body, all the way down to the waistband of your jeans. You can feel your breathing intensify when he lifts his head up to gently blow over your belly button.

He goes to unbuckle your belt but looks up to you for permission once again and you give him a nod. You loved how considerate and sweet he was being. It was making you swoon over him. He pulls your jeans down your legs and discards them on the floor. You expect him to quickly remove your panties as well but you're caught off guard when he spreads your legs to start kissing the inside of your thighs. You're even more surprised when you feel him start sucking softly on the skin in several areas. He was leaving hickies all over the place. By the time he finally removes your underwear, your’re completely soaked. He pauses briefly, adoring the site of you fully bare for him. 

"You're so fucking beautiful baby." He removes all his clothes before making his way back up your body. You gulp at the sight of his fully erect cock. You waited in anticipation for when you would feel him inside you. You could feel his fingers tracing over the hickies he left on your thighs as he started kissing your neck again. "You're mine now, got it.?" He whispers in your ear. 

"I'm yours." You grip the bed sheets for dear life when you feel two of his fingers enter your dripping pussy. 

"You're so wet and ready for me princess." That name all of a sudden didn't make you want to punch him. You fucking loved it. And you could tell by the smirk on his face that he knew it too. He was pumping in and out of you at an agonizingly slow pace and you started to buck your hips to meet his movements, begging for him to speed up. You wanted to whine when he moved his fingers completely out of you but sighed in relief when he started to align himself with your entrance. 

"JJ, please." You begged. You were growing increasingly impatient. You had to cover your mouth when he finally thrusted inside of you. JJ groaned loudly but quickly found his rhythm. You pulled him down by his face to kiss him. This kiss was filled with way more passion than any other kiss from the rest of the night. He was yours and you were his. You tugged at his hair harshly when you felt the tip of his cock start hitting that special spot inside of you. He responded to your actions by biting down on your shoulder hard causing you to whine. 

He was being sweet but rough at the same time and it made you feel like you were melting into the mattress when he started pounding into you faster. You wrapped your legs around him tightly as you felt the coil in your stomach starting to work itself up. 

"You gonna cum for me again baby?" You looked up at him, unable to speak from the pure euphoric bliss he was giving you. You could feel yourself starting to clench around his cock and a wave of pleasure took over your body from the tip of your head all the way down to your toes. "Oh my fucking god." JJ moaned out as you felt him release his warm liquid deep inside of you. He placed his head down in the crook of your neck and just laid there, utterly exhausted. You both needed some time to recover from your highs. An idea quickly popped into your head after you finally managed to catch your breath. 

"J, I want to try something, if you're up for it." The blonde boy looked up at you with his angelic eyes. 

"Anything for you sweetheart." You gave him a quick kiss on his nose before rolling you both over so you were straddling him. He got very wide-eyed at the new position. "Are you trying to kill me before I've even taken you out on a date?" He teased. 

"Oh no, you'll still owe me a date after this...if you survive." You gave him a devilish grin before taking his cock in your hands to start stroking him. His eyes immediately flew up from you to the ceiling. You lined yourself up on top of him and slowly slid yourself down. The new angle had both of you intoxicated in a whole new way. You slowly started rolling your hips and his hands helped steady you on top of him. 

"Fuck me this feels so good." He groans beneath you. You leaned down to kiss him as you took your right hand and wrapped it gently around his throat. He didn't object to your actions, instead his grip on your hips tightened and he started thrusting up into you. He was already weakening you down, your orgasm was fast approaching and you put more pressure down on his neck. You watched as he bit his lip and slid his hand up to the back of your head and yanked your hair roughly. The sound you made was almost enough to send JJ over the edge but he had something else in mind before he wanted to finish. In one swift motion, JJ lifted you off him completely and flipped you both over. 

“What the hell?” You ask him slightly annoyed. 

“Quit with the bratty attitude Y/N or I’ll fuck it out of you.” His words and tone thrilled you. 

“I dare you.” You challenged him. You swear you could see his eyes glaze over and grow darker. He slid his arm under your body and flipped you over in an instant so you were laying on your stomach. You wanted to fight him for control but the way he was manhandling you made you quiver under his touch. He didn’t even give you time to think about what was going to happen next before he spread your legs apart and thrusted into you from behind. You knew you weren’t going to last long in this position. He reached underneath you so he could squeeze your tits as he drove into you forcefully. The pain that mixed with pleasure had you biting down on the pillow underneath your head.

JJ leaned down so he was laying on top of you while continuing his movements. You felt his hot breath on the side of your neck before he sunk his teeth into the skin. His hands found yours and he intertwined his fingers with yours. His thrusts started getting slower and slower but you could still feel yourself starting to clench around him. 

“I’m gonna cum.” He whispered to you and seconds later he was filling you up. He kept going to ride out his high. “Holy shit.” He groaned out as he felt your walls start to pulsate around him. He fully relaxed his body on top of yours and kissed the back of your shoulder. “I didn’t realize you had this side to you.” You giggled at him before responding.

“Well, I guess you’re gonna have to get to know me all over again.” 

“I’m really looking forward to that.” He rolled off of you and started scanning the room. He grabbed a towel and helped you clean yourself up. He also went out of his way to gather all your clothes for you. You stared into his eyes as he handed them to you.

“You’re pretty incredible, you know that?” You said and he chuckled. 

“You’re just saying that cause you’re drunk.” 

“Oh like how you told me you loved me cause you’re drunk.” He looked at you almost offended. 

“Hey, I meant every single word.” 

“So did I JJ.” He smiled at you all cheesy again before kissing the top of your forehead. You both gathered yourselves and started making your way out of the house. Before you could step off the porch, he grabbed your hand and led you back to your friends. You saw Kie and Sarah’s faces light up when they saw you guys holding hands. 

“This is a shocking new development.” John B slipped out. 

“Oh no, it’s not.” Kie and Sarah both started giggling like idiots and you glared at them. JJ plopped down in his chair and pulled you to sit down on his lap. After a little bit of teasing and jokes from everyone, the night went back to normal. You looked up at the sky, looking forward to your new future. One where JJ was your best friend AND your boyfriend and all you could do was smile. 

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pairing. bradley ‘rooster’ bradshaw x female pilot! reader

an. ur honour. i lub him. i’ve got smut coming but god i had to get this outta me! pls reblog and comment if u want more<3 and send an ask if you’ve got any ideas! disclaimer, i know fuck all about the navy so <3333 this isn’t accurate lolz  synopsis. at the induction day for the newest recruits of the Golden Warriors of VFA 87, rooster assumes you’re a civilian, instead of, you know, a member of his team? you see how far you can push it before he figures it out.  warnings. implications of sexism, flirting, drinking, suggestive language – rooster being a silly little ignorant man ! (but he’s cute) – not a smut fic but my blog is 18+ so pls, no minors following me. 

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Summary: The admiral's daughter is teasing Bradley about his push-up game. But once he does the push-ups with you sitting on his back, you are left speechless.

Word count: 900

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"Do you call that a push-up?" You mused, staring down at the back of Bradley's head. The plan was to go eat lunch with your father Tom Kazansky but somehow you ended up outside in the tarmac watching pilots do push ups.

Your golden excuse? Wanting to greet Hondo and admire the cool aircraft. The truth? You had a thing for Bradley Bradshaw's massive arms. The curve of his bicep was absolutely gorgeous. It should have been illegal the amount of time you dreamt about sinking your teeth into his arm.

As a little girl it was okay for you to think the base was your personal playground, running around asking officers for piggy back rides. Now you were older and knew better. Your father told you to treat the men with the utmost respect, and not to mess around with any of them like GI Joe's.

You followed the rules but Bradley was the one guy you itched to play with. There was so much to love about him. Bradley was nice, attractive, funny and a shameless flirt. Wasn't afraid to put the moves on the Admirals daughter like the rest.

"I've seen little girls do more push-ups than you."

Bradley let out a breathy laugh. Beads of sweat were falling off his forehead to the concrete, while he pushed through the exercise.

"Really? Because I don't see you doing any."

The only part of you he could see was your low-top converse. He would kill for a glimpse of you in your small sundress, but Bradley would hate to face you when he was ready to collapse.

"I would, except I don't want to." You stretched a leg out behind you. In the corner of your eyes you caught a glimpse of how scrumptious his shoulder blades looked, strained against his black t-shirt. Lord have mercy. "Plus I would hate for you to get embarrassed by someone wearing a dress."

Bradley was pissed you hadn't seen him earlier breeze past his first round of 500 push ups. In his second round, he was slower, sweatier, and sloppy. The only motivation was to last until you left. But you didn't look like you were moving any time soon, enjoying front row of his struggle.

"Down 460"

"I didn't know we were doing yoga today. Nice plank bro."

It was certain that you wouldn't be saying this around your father.

"Down 470."

"Are you working out or massaging the floor?"

A few chuckles, even Hondo smirked

"Down 480."

"Damn with that form, the floors gonna start pressing you." You had jokes Bradley would give you that. But he had ambitions. And he really wanted to impress a pretty girl and get her to shut her mouth.

"Get on my back, and I'll show you some real push ups."

You blinked "Please your chicken arms would snap."

"Why don't you get on and find out?" His voice was strained but cocky, earning a round of ‘oohs’ from Hangman and Coyote.

That's when Bernie spoke up on Bradley's behalf. "Alright since Rooster wants to show off. Let have him take the final 10 home."

Instantly Hangman and Coyote dropped all their weight to the tarmac once Hondo had let them off. Bradley tapped your shoes with his hand. Which he instantly regretted since he was about to topple over

"Get on." Bradley voice was firm.

"Okay." You put your hands up in defense and took a step forward. Suddenly you were feeling a bit shy at the proximity. But if Hondo insisted, that's fine by you.

You lowered yourself down and smoothed your skirt out before you sat sideways on his back. You were barely putting any weight on him, hesitant.

"Nu uh pretty girl, properly." His voice left no room for argument. Your stomach flipped as you stood back up, then straddled him properly. Then you sat right down putting all your weight on Bradley. But to your surprised his spine didn't sink down and he kept his firm posture.

"Bradley you dont-"

"Down 490."

Hondo cut you off and Bradley was lowering himself on the ground making your shriek. Bradley wasn't shaking, his form was perfect and stable as he raised back up.

"Down 491."

To say you were impressed was an understatement, your pupils were definitely dilated.

"Down 492."

Being on top of Bradley felt like riding a carousel, his back lifting you in smooth, controlled motions.

"Down 493."

At this point you weren't sure if it was Bradley's soaked shirt that had you wet or your own arousal.

He didn't shudder once doing clean push ups like he wasn't tired. Your hands wandered on his back and when your hand brushed against his shoulder you let out a small gasp from how hard his muscle was.

The two exhausted boys on the floor were rooting for Bradley and you were internally as well.

"And Down 500."

Bradley didn’t stop. Just for good measure, he gave you five more.

You scrambled off him as soon as he was done, pulse racing. That might’ve been the hottest thing you’d ever seen in your entire life. And worst of all? You were pretty sure he could’ve done twenty more.

Hangman, Coyote and Hondo were all whooping and cheering for Bradley.

Bradley pushed himself onto shaky legs, his palms stinging, his body aching. But he still had that award-winning grin on his face.

"Not to bad for chicken arms huh?"

Iceman definitely had Bradley's ass, once he found out about this.

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Hotch and his busy doctor girlfriend pregnant!you and Hotch have a spat Hotch comes home to a new pregnancy Hotch rescues you at low blood sugar Hotch takes care of you after a baby you cheer Hotch up with your bump you confess mutual love to a pining Hotch you, Jack, Hotch, and the baby go to bed you fail to mention a bad concussion Jack calls you mom, to your guilt you take your new baby to the store you have terrible morning sickness your daughter calls Hotch dad for the first time you get your wisdom teeth removed Hotch is flustered by your glasses Hotch rubs your back when you cry after a fight Hotch is the only one who can calm the baby Hotch pulls you aside when you’re sad you’re extremely new to dating you’re stressed about being pregnant Hotch saves you from torture Jack misses your attention you have a baby, and Jack comes to meet her you don’t notice Hotch’s crush on you Hotch meets Spencer’s older sister

Hotch flirts with Jack’s favourite teacher Hotch helps and flirts with teacher!you Hotch crosses a line with Jack’s teacher

Hotch and his bombshell in hot weather you faint, to Hotch’s horror you insist a hug is the only cure you and Hotch hide your relationship Hotch takes your makeup while you doze

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