Random Headcanons

random headcanons

warnings: slightly suggestive/smut + talking about swallowing transfluid, periods and breeding so pls mdni if you are sensitive to these topics!

(fem!human!reader x cybertronian)

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

I always imagine if cybertronians and humans did have kids it would be like:

Cybertronian + human = humanformers, or

Cybertronian + human = organic-like bot?

humans and cybertronians can breed and you can't tell me otherwise. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Tough transfluid is harmless to the human body, swallowing too much can damage the intestines.

Cybertronians see humans like little pets/hamsters:

easy to kill, fragile, and very very emotional.

I think it's funny to think that you gotta explain to someone like Ratchet or another mech that periods are a normal thing and they just stare at you like: 😨

Do NOT play an type of explicit song when around your cybertronian partner because, they will ask questions, they will do research and they will try to attempt.... *cough* *cough* ... moving on-

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

smut/valveplug, mdni!!!

Do you ever think cybertronians have those intrusive thoughts?

your walls clenching around their spike, begging for them to go faster while they just whisper sweet things into your ear. Saying how tight you are and how good you feel. And speaking of feel your partner always wanted to fill you with their transfluid so you could carry their sparklings and be so round and full with them. Just the thought makes your partner want to fuck you dumb til your begging for them to stop because you feel so overstimulated but they don't even listen to your pathetic whines and whimpers because all that's going through their mind is:

must breed. breed now. must claim. must breed. now.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

damn. that was like my first time writing valveplug 😭

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x reader mdni valveplug slightly suggestive transformers x reader transformers x human

My top ten most played songs of the week

Week one

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Spotify all these songs are so good istg I legit have HUNDREDS of song saved in my playlist 😘 KANII IS SUCH A VIBE 🫶🫶🫶🫶 I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS 😫😫😫😫

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bluediamondkisser

2 months ago

made a y/n cuz why not

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grace draws

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bluediamondkisser

9 months ago

YALLL I HAVE NOT GONE TO SLEEP YET AND IT'S 5:33AM WTF????? 😭😭😭😭 I'VE BEEN UP SINCE 11PM??!!?!

also, I'm doing this thing to where you can ask me questions, I'll answer them and I'mma name it 'graces talks' er some shit, I'm tired af but I can't go to sleep

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help personal graces talks

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bluediamondkisser

1 year ago

𝑰 𝒍𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒎 𝑺𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒂𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂 𝒏𝒐𝒘??? 𝒊𝒅𝒌 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝑨𝑴𝑨𝒁𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒖𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌! :) 👍🏾

Its never too late to do something fun

✨🎄DRAW UR SONAS WITH MINE HOLIDAY EDITION!!!🎄✨

Simple rules — screenshot or save the template and add ur sona with a holiday sweater! Or an outfit or literally anything holiday related! Once i see a completed template ill repost the results here!

You can honestly join as many as you want theres nowhere that says u have to do it once

BE CREATIVE! AND HAVE FUN WITH IT!!

Can’t wait to see them all!! ❤️❤️❤️

(I apologise the image is not centred 😓😓)

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bluediamondkisser

10 months ago

@ohposhers NOOO

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ORH NAUR

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bluediamondkisser

10 months ago

YALLL IM IN ART FIGHT AND I'M ON TEAM STARDUST BUT I'M STILL TRYING TO WORK ON MY PROFILE SO Y'ALL GON HAVE TO WAIT OK 😭😭😭

(IM SORRY BUT IT KEEPS GLITCHING ON ME TO THE POINT I GET PISSED TF OFF AND I MIGHT JUST QUIT THE ART FIGHT)

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bluediamondkisser

4 months ago

Wait, I changed my mind

i know you guys are eager for any new TheOtherWoman! updates so here's a sneak peek

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bluediamondkisser

5 months ago

sigh....i kinda wish that me in the ribbon- WAIT WHO SAID THAT

Happy early Christmas to Megatron

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transformers maccadam optimus prime megop tf one optimus megatron transformers

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bluediamondkisser

8 months ago

wait I might change her design and just make her brother a techno troll 👁👄👁

guess who just made a kid that's a mix of Branch, Poppy and Synth 👉🏾😏

(the base and colors belongs to my goofy goober friend @blueberry-muncher we had also came up with this idea >:3)

Her name is Piper :3

she is 14 and pansexual 😘

I tried to make her a mix of all of them (mostly Poppy and Synth) but I gave her Branches gray skin (from the 1st movie)

I hc that she was born with her gray skin, the doctor told the trio that Piper is healthy and that as she got older, her skin would eventually get lighter??? (does that make sense????)

she is chill and outgoing

(she sneaks away and explores the outskirts of Pop Village which gets her in trouble or grounded)

do NOT give her chocolate unless you want her to be hyper as a crackhead and bouncing off the walls

Pipers VA: Dove Cameron

Her twin brother, Zach is coming soon!!!! :3

a song that I think suits her:

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idk grace reblogs yapping session

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bluediamondkisser

8 months ago

not me fighting the urge to add Star from my YourNotAlone!au as anxiety 😘