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ah, so it's doodles you seek...well then doodles you shall receive...

you're telling me a car ate this buncle??? 'the price is right' failure horn sound effect plays and i shamefully get off the stage

game grumps blinkie!!!! i made it myslef

the devil couldn't reach me so instead he made sure I have a hard time expressing my emotions and thoughts

oh crap awesome!! yeah, mine's from stardew :] i actually chose it because the very first time i saw something related to stardew valley was when my little sibling taped a picture to our respective bedroom doors of whichever chicken she thought each person in the house reminded her of, and i received the Blue One (who i promptly dubbed Wilford)!!!!1! i still have the photo on my wall now actually, and i name every blue chicken i get in stardew Wilford. sometimes Warfstache if i'm feelin craycray..... /j

sorry for rambling hhhghhj thanks for reading!!! @rengoopadoopulous @petrichorandarson

Why is your name that?

Mine is this because when I first started tumblr I was hyperfixating on an OC called Oscar who got kidnapped by an evil doctor/ringmaster. (He was called Valentine which was ironic because Saint Valentine was a doctor who was a beloved figure and all of the people Dr. Valentine kidnapped to be in his show hated him. But also because he’s aroace and loves all his victims like pets but he’s namesakes with a holiday about non platonic love.) Valentine would do a thing where- You know how some taxidermists will make mythical creatures out of several different animal species’ parts? He would do that with living things. He would use surgeries and chemicals to combine living creatures together to make monsters for his show. There was also a carnival that he also owned that traveled with the circus/was part of it. And in that carnival was a “zoo” thing for artificial monsters who refused to perform. Like Oscar. So Valentine turned Oscar into a have snake. (Like the shape a mermaid is, but with a snake instead of a fish.) Valentine has chemicals that can make things grow more than they should to fit whatever creatures they’re supposed to be attached to. So he did that with the snake and mixed up it’s organs so that it’s brain could go in in its back somewhere and be connected up to Oscar’s brain so that they could communicate mentally. Now Valentine put the snake’s fangs, tongue, and vocal cords into Oscar’s mouth and throat (so now he can’t talk and he’s venomous.) But you understand. It’s still the snake’s brain controlling all the snake parts. And the snake would have conflict with Oscar at first. But then they would slowly meld into one consciousness because they can both feel each other’s physical sensations and emotions and they’re aware of all of each other’s thoughts, so like. Intuitively, I felt like they would stop being able to tell the difference eventually and just become different facets of the same person.

Anyway, Oscar really, really likes plants. He’s a gardener professionally and on his own because he grows a lot of his own food. (Made his own rain catching irrigation system.) So Valentine offered him a bunch of options for a new name. “Oscar” simply isn’t exotic or snakelike enough. And while Oscar wasn’t going to respond to anything other than his real name, Valentine was going to name tag him with whatever he chose, so it did actually matter. There was one single option for a new name that was anything related to a plant. He decided he would choose that one out of. I guess it was some sort of tie to what he used to do? The name was Basil. Oscar thinks of it as the snake’s name.

So Basil the snaking thing. Now I think I would rename myself “Parsley the Crow” since that’s more accurate to me, but everyone knows me as this and I have friends and branding to keep up with.

(Oscar eventually managed to grow a bunch of plants in his cage as an act of rebellion. Mostly ferns.)

okay, first of all, that lore is FIRE. second, branding is very important so good on you for maintaining your brand.

now, regarding myself, I am, as has been proven, a nerd. I am such a nerd, in fact, that my favourite band of all time is 2CELLOS, a cello duo comprised of Luka Šulić and Stjepan Hauser that has since broken up. I grew up OBSESSED with their music (I used to beg my mother to watch their music videos every day). they basically designed my pop culture taste. I got into AC/DC because 2CELLOS covered Thunderstruck. they covered the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, so I watched the films. I became interested in time travel (now a dear obsession) because one of their music videos involved them doing rocking cello solos in the Georgian era, and I began hc-ing that they travelled back in time to do it (this was when I was maybe nine). I loved them SO MUCH (still do, but now I also have other interests music-wise and pop culture-wise).

when I was around twelve or thirteen years old, I finally got the chance to go to one of their concerts; my grandparents were in town for my birthday, and as a gift, they bought me tickets to the 2CELLOS tour. at that point, I had just gotten into the internet and didn’t really have a brand or a consistent url, and I didn’t know what I wanted it to be. and then, at the concert (which was AMAZING), Luka played the cello so hard his bow broke. the coolest thing my tiny child self had ever seen.

that was the moment I forever became Luka’s Broken Bow.

funnily enough, for my birthday this year, I got tickets to go see Luka solo in concert in April. who knows, maybe he’ll break his bow again.

ROTTMNT OC ALERT!!!!??1!?!!1

I FINALLY DREW SOMETHING AGAIN!!!! the motivation worms in my brain gave me mercy today

this funny guy's name is jesper! they're an originally human mutant pygmy goat

⚠️ lore dump coming soon; i've yet to Trauma them. i'll get back to you once i do.... chuckles evilly

^ when the goat instincts kick in....just gotta munch on some garbge

funny donnie doodles while i unsuspiciously avoid drawing the stuff i said i was gonna draw because [insert feasible and understandable excuse that does not have to do with my supposed "stupid brain goblins never doin what i want them to"]

except. i stopped halfway through one of em. why, you ask? because my imbecile, troglodyte, stupid poopy head little tiny brother(ish) smeared his grubby oily five-year-old hands all over the diddly darn page and i'm tweaking out i'm going wacky call the emibanjoolempse (ambulance)

me and the "child"

warning: iciest game in years !!

me in social situations

Rottmnt studies‼️🧚

The notes aren’t serious at all lol

hello hello! i haven't been active for,, a little while,, i'm very sorry moots forgive me

anyways! please send art requests/asks/anything aghhgg i wanna draw something you guys will like!!! it could be the smallest silliest thing and i would happily doodle it for you >:DD maybe gimme some ocs to draw? i love seeing people's ocs they're always so rad,, otherwise, regular asks would also be greatly appreciated and cool!!

planning on making a pinned post soon which will hopefully contain all my many, many hyperfixations/fandoms, so that's pretty nifty, i would say

happy travels!!!!