This Is How Tommy Felt At The Battlefield When All The Bullets Flew Past Him.

"Hi, I'm Peter Catker, and I've been bitten by a radioactive crocodile."

I'm shitting myself /nsrs

Yippee am pocket monster >:3

Guess I gotta hit the "rawr XD" now

Don't you dare or I'll release you back into the wild.

*hops on bike* aight bet

I deliberately did not write any cutesy SF stories because you were feeling feral… I deserve a reward for holding my heart, watching from the sidelines, and waiting for SF to get torn up…

I can't do sh*t. I've not been granted custody of my adoptive child yet. You, on the other hand, have full custody of the child. Therefore, I cannot do a thing.

~🫐 Anon

that’s not how it works here

if you want something you fight me for it

*Spins around in chair while stroking Teddy's hair* Greetings Soggy Cereal!

BARBABOB

Your oc in the nuclear meme looks really similar to a fav character of mine from a TV show

I MEAN REAL SIMILAR

THIS IS A SHAPESHIFTER TOO

that oc is Hella cool man

THATS AMAZINF I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT EXISTED

GUGES GUEHS GUESG FYESS GEUSS GUESS WHO? PEOPLE GUUES GUESS WHO-

do you ever love a character so much that you’re physically incapable of ever showing it in a coherent way so you just

What?- 😭

Dunno what you talking about-

Bad things/violence sf has surprisingly not experienced (a compulsive list I made)

cigarette burns

tortured in a chair (but has been tied to one)

impaled

gagged (but has been muted in other ways)

tortured with pliers, nails, screws, drills or other tools (but he has been tortured with saws)

attacked by fully feral animals (but he has been mauled by intelligent feral/anthro characters)

experimented on/used as a test subject

stitched/sewn incorrectly

exposed nerves (but he has nerve damage)

struck by a vehicle

cooked/been prepared as food (but has been treated like food and eaten raw/alive)

sacrificed

probably other things I can’t think of right now

Not me being super gay for @f3ntime

(I'm tripping I shouldn't have drank coffee at 10PM)

They're my platonic partner now. Howdy partner, I know you're reading this. 🤠

I'm slowly getting back online… Staying away from here is a lot harder than you can imagine, really. I've missed you all even though you may or may not like me anymore. I care way too much, though, so be easy on me…