This Is So Peak Omg. Also I Haven't Ever Thought Of The Hoshini Plushie Before Yet. Cool It Exists, Doesn't

"don't perform self-surgery! only medical professionals should do that!" appeal to authority. "no one does that!" bandwagon fallacy. "you're crazy!" ad hominem

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

So true, so true

this is how their talk went right

Not sure if I have reposted it already so I'll repost it

the houseki no kuni experience

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

Nice sky! I love sunsets. Unless that is a sunrise of course, then I love it too

DE10形 1704。

one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man

"y'all need jesus" but make it vulcan