minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got
zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons
skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.
spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)
walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats
three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport
really sad ghost
zombies 2: underwater edition
spiders again but now they poison you
fish that kills you with a mind beam
I need thattt
Wyd when i pull up with the azumanga daioh keyboard
He sponsored by the governmentš
forcethem? I'm in, I'm inšā
My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds āthe pronouns thingā and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, heās been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for godās sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and Iām like oh no oh no.
Then he says, āI mean, the problem isnāt the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesnāt matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I donāt need to know.ā
āYou donāt need to know⦠peopleās gender?ā
āNo. I donāt care, I donāt need to know, and I donāt want to remember it.ā
So we can relax. Itās just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesnāt want to remember anyoneās gender. Heās abolishing the genders.
I've been rewatching Azumanga Daioh!
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strong women go brrrr
he meant team fortress