She Hodge On My Hedge Till I Hog

Hi!!!

Last song: King by Florence + The Machine

Favourite Colour: Red (it's the emo in me I'm so sorry)

Currently watching: Ripley and Hannibal. They're both really good so far!!!

Last Movie: Iron Claw. It's so good but it's like the modern day Bacchae if Dionysus was the concept of wrestling.

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: why not all.

Relationship Status: Single + yearning 💪💪💪

Current Obsession: American Psycho (not in a sigma male way but in a Sigmund Freud would love to dissect this man way)

Last thing I googled: 'Davinci ice cream athens'-> Context is that when I was there I had this absolutely godly ice lolly (strawberry and basil) and I miss it.

Thank you @alastorvalentine for tagging me in this!!!

I spawn in:

@iamnotcrying-iamallergictolife @quartzjaguar @stardust-stains @beetarquin @marcus-junius-brutus15

I have been summoned whilst trying to write Rain smut, you have committed a grievous sin @totallynotmystuff. /j Thanks for the tag!

Uhhhh hmmm let's see... -adjusts glasses-

LAST SONG: Rats by Ghost. (I do be practicing for a drag performance)

FAVORITE COLOR: Any cool shade of green, and blue

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Does Game Grumps count? If so, then yeah that.

LAST MOVIE: A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes didn't really enjoy it tbh :/

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY: Love me some sweet and savory. Can't do spice unfortunately, my stomach can't handle it.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single and damn happy about it

CURRENT OBSESSION: Ghost, Ghost, and uhh Ghost

LAST THING I GOOGLED: The translation of "small flower" in French.

I summon @batghouleh @codythecheshirecat @dewdrops-whammy-bar @eros-ghoulette @forest-rot @hypnoneghoul AND @littlemoon-beam! If you're interested ☺️

where are the posts and gifs celebrating and analyzing Venetia??? The vampire scene??? Her style, her heart-shaped sunglasses and wearing heels to play tennis??? Just, her presence in the film??? The way her mother speaks about her to total strangers??? The way that she calls out Oliver in her last scene??? Her recognizing him for who he is, and that being her undoing??? The tension that she holds within herself, just like Felix, but so much smaller in the eyes of Oliver and the film??? (I also think it's interesting that she and Elspeth have such visceral death scenes but Felix is just a cut away shot... Emerald Fennel your mind...) Please I beg of y'all talk more about Venetia!!! And stop posting so much about that nerd who was in the movie for five minutes.

*Macrinus trying to comfort Geta*

Macrinus: I want you to know that someone cares

Geta: ...*hopeful* Really?

Macrinus: Not me. But ....someone!

Geta: ....

Ok but with the lucius thing, what if Lucilla, who has finally been allowed outside after agreeing to the emperors' terms, decides to go for a walk around Rome and sees the Numidians coming in, and just stares at the cart, recognising one of the Numidians and not knowing why. She also doesn't know why he is staring back.

Anyway, smash cut to that one fight before the coliseum, Lavina's there (bc of course she is... idk), and she just realises that its her son. Maybe Geta or Caracalla catch on too (or by the very least acacius)? I honestly don't know.

unhinged concept (I'm entering that stage): Lucilla actually does adopt Geta and Caracalla which ruins Acacius's life but also makes him their step-father and they finally get an actual father figure who teaches them how the fuck to hold swords and not be the worst people ever.

and we just cancel Macrinus entirely, which, I don't know what the hell happens to Lucius but that's someone else's unhinged concept to worry about.

And we put Caracalla on a leash because the boy cannot behave. That's no way to treat your mother

saltburn 2023 / the lament for icarus 1898

just watched all of us strangers, feeling emotions rn

ARCHIE MADEKWE as FARLEIGH START SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

EMPEROR CARACELLA Gladiator II (2024)

so fucked up that goncharov is only on poob