No It's Not That I Don't Appreciate The Flirting, I Just Wish You Wouldn't Do It While I'm In The Middle

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

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6 months ago

FREE PALESTINE

A Call for Help Amidst the Devastation in Gaza

FREE PALESTINE

My name is Hanan Al-Salout, a Palestinian mother and children's counselor. I write to you today with a heart heavy with indescribable pain and sorrow, due to the loss and destruction my family has faced as a result of the war.πŸ’”πŸ˜’

The relentless violence has taken everything from us our home, our livelihoods, and even the sense of safety we once had. I lost my job, and my husband He lost his job too is fighting with all his strength to keep our family standing amid unbearable suffering. πŸ’”πŸ˜“

FREE PALESTINE

FREE PALESTINE

But the greatest pain is seeing my little child, Yaseen, who is not even two years old, live in constant fear. Every day he wakes up to the horrors of war, sheltered by a torn tent that no longer protects us from the cold or the wind. πŸ’”

My elderly mother-in-law is also suffering, as the catastrophic conditions of the war exceed her weak body's ability to endure, causing her to suffer from anemia and severe weakness, leaving her in a pitiable state! πŸ˜’πŸ’”

Winter storms have destroyed the last bit of shelter we had, leaving us exposed to the harsh elements. We have sold everything we own,

Now all we have left are our prayers and hope that your compassionate hearts will hear our plea.

FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE

FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE

This war has turned into an extermination of innocent families, children, and dreams. We live each day in fear of becoming another number in the growing list of casualties. 😒

We plead with you to look upon us with mercy. Your support could be the difference between life and death for my family. πŸ™πŸ€

FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE

$2,120Β USD raised of $20,000 goal

Donate to Donate to Save Hanan Al-Salout's Family in Gaza, organized by Gregory Lewin
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11 months ago

She must be thinking about bills, education, food

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3 months ago
We Were Never The Minimalist πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώβœ¨
We Were Never The Minimalist πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώβœ¨
We Were Never The Minimalist πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώβœ¨
We Were Never The Minimalist πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώβœ¨

We were never the minimalist πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώβœ¨

πŸ“ΈΒ© :manuella_for_your_event


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11 months ago

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

7 months ago
'Oh rascal children of Gaza,

You who constantly disturbed me with your screams under my window,

You who filled every morning with rush and chaos,

You who broke my vase and stole the lonely flower on my balcony,

Come back –

And scream as you want,

And break all the vases,

Steal all the flowers,

Come back,

Just come back…'

these words are written on a page.

-khaled juma

if the condition of the children of gaza doesn't move you, i don't know what will. there is no school this year. there was no school last year either. no clean water or healthy food. no medicines for when they hurt themselves. no toys to play with. no way for them to come out of this genocide unscathed. it's with a heavy heart that i've realized that childhood in gaza is an empty promise.

my friend alaa [ @alaakh998 ] lives in gaza. she has two little kids aged 4 and 6. i cannot help but think about them. how are they doing? what lies in their future? are they okay? I've come to the realization that they wont be safe unless they're able to evacuate from gaza.

the rafah crossing is closed as of now. alaa is fundraising in hopes that she can collect enough money to address her immediate needs and eventually evacuate when the crossing opens. she needs to buy a tent and medicine and supplies and food.

please donate to help her buy these things and ensure her children's well being.

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2 months ago

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

Really Enjoying All The Videos Muslims Have Been Posting Of Their Cats Looking Like This

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

2 months ago
blooranje - Wednesday's child is full of Woah~

Guys I desperately need help with something.

For context, my best friend’s birthday is this Thursday, and I want to make him a birthday card. I know what he likes, I just don’t know shit about it. He likes Scott Pilgrim. Loves it in fact. Especially the comics and the tv series. I’ve watched the movie and that’s about the extent of my knowledge. If anyone has any ideas for a scott pilgrim themed birthday card I would appreciate that so much πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

7 months ago

Ghada's Journey from Gaza:

A Plea to Save My Family from the Horrors of War

Ghada's Journey From Gaza:

Hello, my name is Ghada, I am 32 years old,

and I once lived a life full of hope and ambition.

Donate to Rising from the Ashes: Ghada’s Journey of Hope and Resilien, organized by ghada alanqar
gofundme.com
**Humanitarian Support Request: Ghada Nabil Al-Anqar** My… ghada alanqar needs your support for Rising from the Ashes: Ghada’s Journey o

I studied Information Technology and earned my bachelor’s degree, working for a private company for some time. But when the war in Gaza erupted, the company stopped operating and was completely destroyed, leaving me without a job and no place to work πŸ’”.

As the bombing intensified and the violence escalated, we were forced to flee our beautiful home, which was completely destroyed, to the city of Rafah in southern Gaza. We lived in a small tent barely a few meters wide, but even that was not enough. We were forced to flee again to central Gaza, where we now live in a school for displaced people, moving from one place to another without knowing when this tragic journey will end πŸ’”πŸšοΈ.

Ghada's Journey From Gaza:
Ghada's Journey From Gaza:

My father, Nabil, who is 62 years old, used to own an aluminum workshop, but it was destroyed during the war. My mother, Fatima, 57 years old, faces daily struggles with the lack of electricity and the closure of bakeries. At their age, my parents suffer greatly from the constant displacement and the challenges of moving from place to place πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ.

Ghada's Journey From Gaza:

My younger brother, Khaled, 23 years old, graduated with a bachelor’s degree in accounting and worked at a contracting company before the war took away his job and shattered his dreams. Despite this, Khaled now bears the responsibility of providing for our basic needs like food and water, trying to keep our family afloat under these harsh conditions πŸžπŸ’§.

Ghada's Journey From Gaza:

Ghada's Journey From Gaza:

I also have two married brothers, Mohamed and Ahed, who live with us in the same displacement location with their children (Lama, Nabil, and Amir) and (Fatima, Eman, and Noor). The children, having lost their toys and games, have found some joy playing with the pets 🐾, trying to find happiness in the darkest of times.

Ghada's Journey From Gaza:

But the bitter reality is that we are living in an uninhabitable environment. Diseases and insects are widespread, and sewage water floods the area around us. The children, who should be focused on learning and playing, now suffer from malnutrition and disease. Recently, the spread of the polio virus among them has only added to their pain and suffering πŸ¦ πŸ˜”.

Ghada's Journey From Gaza:
Ghada's Journey From Gaza:

Life here no longer meets basic human dignity. We live without clean water, without a home, without even the basics of survival. Our children have no education, no toys, no new clothes, not even shoes to protect their feet. Skin diseases, malnutrition, and polluted water and food are our daily reality. We are living in inhumane conditions in every sense of the word, and we beg you not to forget us πŸ™.

Ghada's Journey From Gaza:

All we hope for now is to find safety, to not die before we can escape or move to a safer place. But even that simple right seems impossible. We need your help to raise the money needed to cross the Rafah border between Gaza and Egypt, where the coordination cost for one person ranges between $5,000 and $7,000.

We are trying to hold on to hope 🌟, trying our best to find safety for ourselves and our children. With your support, we might just achieve that. Every share of this story, every donation, every bit of help can make a huge difference.

Donate to Rising from the Ashes: Ghada’s Journey of Hope and Resilien, organized by ghada alanqar
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**Humanitarian Support Request: Ghada Nabil Al-Anqar** My… ghada alanqar needs your support for Rising from the Ashes: Ghada’s Journey o

Please, help us raise our voices, and help us save our family πŸ™πŸ’™.

GoFundMe campaign link πŸ’”β€οΈ >>>

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on their verified list, number 6.

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blooranje - Wednesday's child is full of Woah~
Wednesday's child is full of Woah~

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