POV: ???!?!?!?!!!?!?!????!!!!!!!????????

This would be the height of humor even today.

Wheein: I like to scream for the entire duration of horror movies so I’m not caught of guard.

they’re havin’ a normal one

a few bonus versions i also liked

@evilwizard is that you?

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

Sounds like self-care

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

I like designing stuff for Cassandra

House came with a Pringles holder

The house of my dreams