Hwasa: *in A Sing-song Voice* Mama, Just Killed A Man, Put A Gun Against His Head And Said 'vibe Check'

first vs last appearances

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

Mina: Have you ever wanted to murder the sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end becausee of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds

you know how everything is like a hundred times funnier when you're not allowed to laugh??

at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

they’re havin’ a normal one

a few bonus versions i also liked

Do u ever watch "Bicycle" by Chung ha drunk, and ur world just stops spinning? If ur ever drunk and feel sick. And ur a lesbian. Idk what abt it. Watch "Bicycle" and u will be ok.

i need to know every language immediately