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AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

I am honestly very confused at the moment. My friend told me that he liked me this morning, the thing is, I like someone else, so I told him that I only wanted to be friends, but then he kept saying he felt embarrsed, I said he didn't have anything to be embarrased about. NOW I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA IF I SHOULD TELL MY CRUSH THAT I LIKE HIM, CUZ I DONT WANNA FEEL LIKE THE GUY WHO LIKED ME DID :( Hand me the vanilla Extract so I can get drunk, I don't care if I can die from alchohol poisoning

Literally me

Me watching "The Sign" 28 minutes special in a nutshell:

Socks: a

Me:

I'm gonna complain about some shit for a second

So there are girls in my classes that sing whenever music is on, and all the boys agree that it's really annoying, but we never really do anything about it. Anyway the other day, we were whistling for no apparent reason, they told us to shut the hell up, and the teacher made a rule for us by saying "Boys, no whistling". So I argued back that if we can't whistle then they can't sing, teacher agrees, but they continue to sing, so we bring it up. They get a warning, and they keep singing, teacher does nothing really, but I decided to start whistling again. I got fucking yelled at by the singing girls, so I argued back that if they're gonna sing I can whistle. But the teacher gets mad at me like the fuck did I do. and to top it all off, they're yelling at the boys for being sexist

@fridgeboy09

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

I want to be able to talk like this man

okay

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