While I Do Love My Own Human Bill Cipher, I Know Damn Well That Man DEFINITELY Would Look Like Felix

While I do love my own human bill cipher, I know damn well that man DEFINITELY would look like Felix from bob's burgers

I'm going to make references to that in my fanfic, trust me, that fanfic is going to be the worst thing anyone has ever read. I do NOOOTTTT care about canon, if what I'm writing fits canon? Nice bonus, if not? Then that's hilarious

I'm only taking in bits of canon that I think would be hilarious to add, like bill's fear of 3D glasses! It's literally perfect

I mean, I'm not actively trying to go against canon, but I'm not actively trying to make everything super close to canon either

More Posts from Birtuch and Others

1 year ago
thedemonsurfer: the wiki says that the Axolotl is Hirsch’s lawyer, but calling a law firm isn’t really weird/funny/worst 8Ic

@thedemonsurfer thank you for pointing this out because I just had the most galaxy-brained realization. I keep cracking jokes about the Axolotl being Bill's parole officer. I was wrong.

If he wants to shirk the blame, he'll have to invoke my name. One way to absolve his crime.

He's not Bill's parole officer. He's Bill's defense attorney.

Art of the Axolotl from gravity falls, a divine-looking giant pinkish blueish axolotl floating in a pastel starry background. Text drawn on the picture reads "THIS THING IS A LAWYER"
Panel one: the axolotl and bill cipher behind a desk that's in some sort of starry void. Bill is hovering above the desk, wearing handcuffs, looking tired and terrified. The axolotl says to someone off screen, "Your honor, all my client wants is a chance to be a productive member of society."
Panel two: The axolotl looks at Bill as Bill gives him a flat glare and says, "What? No I don't."
Panel three: the axolotl leans over and puts a hand over Bill's face/eye without looking at him and says, "Shut up, Bill."
1 month ago

My last art piece for this fandom was too cool, time to show that I’m actually a loser again

NSFW JOKE AND DRUG REFERENCE

DO NOT LOOK IF THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE

Is anybody surprised that my depiction of Romeo goes to raves? I hope not. He literally looks like an entire rave outfit. He’s not wearing a rave outfit, he IS the rave outfit

My Last Art Piece For This Fandom Was Too Cool, Time To Show That I’m Actually A Loser Again
My Last Art Piece For This Fandom Was Too Cool, Time To Show That I’m Actually A Loser Again
My Last Art Piece For This Fandom Was Too Cool, Time To Show That I’m Actually A Loser Again
My Last Art Piece For This Fandom Was Too Cool, Time To Show That I’m Actually A Loser Again

Tags
5 months ago

Nobody here follows me for my ocs so I'm very much expecting this to flop, but I think someone will enjoy this

This is James, he's a parasite

But he doesn't think anyone else knows he's a parasite

Nobody Here Follows Me For My Ocs So I'm Very Much Expecting This To Flop, But I Think Someone Will Enjoy
Nobody Here Follows Me For My Ocs So I'm Very Much Expecting This To Flop, But I Think Someone Will Enjoy
Nobody Here Follows Me For My Ocs So I'm Very Much Expecting This To Flop, But I Think Someone Will Enjoy

More about the story here

For the past 20 years, humanity has found itself struggling to maintain it's place at the top of the foodchain as a new parasite has wriggled it's way into our lives. This parasite is deadly, intelligent, but very very strange. When it first started, the parasites were weak, just became the new household pest to deal with like you would a cockroach.

Humans knew from a VERY early point how dangerous these things were, having done the tests, it turns out what these parasites do is spread across the brain and digestive system in rapid speed, taking them over and very quickly killing them in a horrific explosion of the human body

So humans tried to exterminate the parasite.

It didn't work.

Twenty years later the things have figured out how to replicate human forms, there are parasite exterminator teams everywhere you look, making sure one of these things isn't around as the parasites have become a lot more faster.

Nobody Here Follows Me For My Ocs So I'm Very Much Expecting This To Flop, But I Think Someone Will Enjoy
Nobody Here Follows Me For My Ocs So I'm Very Much Expecting This To Flop, But I Think Someone Will Enjoy
Nobody Here Follows Me For My Ocs So I'm Very Much Expecting This To Flop, But I Think Someone Will Enjoy

Tags
1 month ago
The Bug Under Your Bed:

The bug under your bed:

5 months ago

This DOES look cool! Omg

Nacho Ahhahaha (i Hope This Looks Cool)

nacho ahhahaha (i hope this looks cool)

9 months ago

The best collaboration ever

The Best Collaboration Ever

Made by my little brother who's hyperfixation is bob's burgers, while my special interest is gravity falls

Bill would absolutely HATE gene, like worse than he hates Mabel

"ah! Synthesized music! It's WORSE THAN SHOOTING STARS!"

Or he'd love it in the way of "this is the most beautiful chaos I've ever heard in my life"

Appreciation moment for my brother below!

My brother is literally my best friend dudes, he's so kind, and the coolest person I know. He's too young for social media still so he probably won't ever sed this, but if he does, HI CHRIS!!

He's the best person on this planet, I have a pretty rocky (terrible) relationship with my dad, but having my brother with me going to his house occasionally makes it so much better. He sits in the front of the car for me so my dad is less likely to try to pick a fight with me! He understands my anxiety disorder unlike anyone else, and talks to people in for me when I can't. I'm semi-verbal so I can't always speak to people, but he always helps me

Okay I'll stop being soppy now, we get it, I have a nice brother


Tags
1 year ago
Uhoh, My Love For Drarry Has Made A Return After 3-4 Years! Oopsies!

Uhoh, my love for Drarry has made a return after 3-4 years! Oopsies!

I blame hogwarts legacy

Uhoh, My Love For Drarry Has Made A Return After 3-4 Years! Oopsies!

Tags
1 month ago

Giggling at the fact that I'm already in sunshine institute

I'm the loser in there that's been posting art he's been making for his wife's birthday lately LMAOOOO

I get scared talking in there because my main ship is in the list of "Don't EVER talk about this here" ships (which made me laugh a little, I'm not gonna lie) but everyone is definitely really nice there :3 very sweet community from what I've seen so far

Does anybody have any active mcsm discord server recommendations? I'm being a big brave boy and dipping my toes into actually talking to the general community

2 weeks ago

THIS IS SO COOOL!!!!

Birdfalls??
Birdfalls??
Birdfalls??
Birdfalls??
Birdfalls??
Birdfalls??

Birdfalls??


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • sillysnaildraws
    sillysnaildraws liked this · 5 months ago
  • official-infinitea
    official-infinitea liked this · 9 months ago
  • wephrenes
    wephrenes liked this · 9 months ago
  • xxpill-catcx
    xxpill-catcx liked this · 9 months ago
  • alili002
    alili002 liked this · 9 months ago
  • crispytime
    crispytime liked this · 9 months ago
  • birtuch
    birtuch reblogged this · 9 months ago
birtuch - Birtuch's Warehouse
Birtuch's Warehouse

Theatrical And Aggressive!

145 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags