People Are Hating On The Twink Human Bill Ciphers Currently But THAT WILL NEVER STOP ME!! Blonde Twinks

I don't have time to draw this as I'm about to go to bed but wanted to share my thoughts for a moment

Why don't people draw human bill with a lot of piercings? He likes pain, why wouldn't he get piercings? As someone who has quite a few piercings now, I can tell you, they bloody hurt! I recently got angel fangs and they go straight through the lip so they're in the healing process, and a little something they do is get stuck in a fixed position so when I try to wiggle them up and down, they HURT like all hell broke lose on my lip. Bill likes pain, I'm sure he'd love the pain of healing a piercing!

I think Bill should be given more piercings :D for the pain, and also it makes his fleshbag more glamorous

Stella from Winx Club versus bill cipher

I'm so sorry Stella....

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

Rough draft of the design I was thinking of for my circus au of gravity falls for bill!!!

I didn't want him to really look like

Gender

So- yeah!!!

Ok so someone asked me to explain how billford fanfictions follow basically the same plot as the emperor's New groove

So here I am

Quick warning, I'm not great at explaining my thoughts, so I might repeat myself a little or not make complete sense in some areas. If this happens, please tell me and I'll correct it <3 (also I do not care enough to watch whatever other films or series there are of the emperor's New groove, Disney sequels suck so bad that I'm not putting myself through the misery of watching them just for whatever this is)

The emperor's New groove follows the story of a greedy, selfish Emperor named Kuzco and Pacha, the leader of his village in Emperor Kuzco's kingdom (which is unnamed)

Kuzco summons Pacha to the palace and tells him quite bluntly that he will be destroying his house on the hill to make room for Kuzco's summer home, his birthday present to himself. Does that sound familiar?

Well it should

The entire threat Bill poses in gravity falls is about how he wants to take over the world for his master party. Ruining earth to make room for his own entertainment.

"But birt!" I hear you saying, "gravity falls and the emperor's New groove have very different stories, how can they be similar?" And to that I say

FANFICTION.

I'm a disgrace to my family, and have read an ungodly amount of billford fanfiction to the point there's not a singular billford fanfic I haven't read on wattpad and physically HAD to move to AO3 for some more content. So let's just say, I've read a lot of them

Especially the ones where Bill turns human because I'm a sucker for any human Bill,

In those stories, it usually takes place after Bill has been defeated, and usually the axolotl brings him back to life as a human because of that backwards chant (prayer?? Idk what you'd call it) Bill made where he said something along the lines of "axolotl my time has come, uh, please save me, don't let me die, lol thx" something like that. Or, something like dipper brings him back or even that to defeat Bill, they had to trap him as a human, it really depends on the fanfic. But by some magical plot moment, Bill is human, he's back as a human and he usually does not have any of the powers that be had before, or he has a very limited amount of powers, not enough to destroy the world. He basically never has his full powers in them

In the emperor's New groove, in retaliation to Kuzco firing her, Yzma, with the help of Kronk, tries to poison Kuzco, but accidentally ends up turning him into a llama, stripping away all his power he had in the kingdom and rendering him useless.

In gravity falls and the emperor's New groove, Kuzco and Bill are incredibly selfish characters. They only live to serve themselves and do not care even the slightest about another person. They're also both.. incredibly flamboyant. Kuzco is definitely gay I'm so sorry, he literally looked at a line of the prettiest women in the kingdom and IMMEDIATELY said no to marrying all of them, but that's besides the point. The point is, they're very similar

In every billford fanfiction where Bill turns human and the entire plot of the emperor's New groove, both characters go through a journey of self growth as they try to go back to their original bodies, Stanford and Pacha teach Bill and Kuzco how to care for another person, and how their consequences have actions, and they eventually become a better person by the end.

But what about Yzma? And Kronk? Ha! I found a difference in the storie- Kryptos and (sometimes) Pyronica.

I'm not entirely sure why but for some reason I'm most of these fanfiction, Kryptos plays a MASSIVE role, usually becoming the new Bill cipher. I really have to ask.. why-? Why is Kryptos the new Bill cipher-? I mean, I get it, kind of, not entirely, but you have SO many other henchmaniacs.. and y'all chose Kryptos -? I mean, alright I guess-

But anyway, Kryptos is usually the new Bill cipher, and to fully claim his seat as the new leader, he feels he has to kill Bill (haha, reference).

Yzma, in the emperor's New groove, after Kuzco is turned into a Llama, she's ALSO trying to kill Kuzco, to fully claim her seat as the emperor of the unnamed kingdom

So uh, that was my thought process behind it.. I might add to it later, if I feel like it.

And to end, I will show you all the NEW CANON HUMAN BILL DESIGN

Totally definitely canon yup, mhm :)

Seeing everyone else's art of romeo, then I stare at my own

Everyone else has made him look so cool, meanwhile I'm here basically just drawing white lanky guy in grey t-shirt LMFAO

I may need to do a little redesign

THIS IS AWESOME WHAT

I have no idea how to use tumblr. But here's a post from my other platforms while i figure it out lol.

I'm about to make so much radesse and Romesse fanart TRUST ME it's going to be gorgeous

I'm fighting for my life out here trying to avoid spoilers for the book of bill rn LMAO

After a year of waiting...

VOILÀ MY MAGNUM OPUS

My ode to this ship that I put my whole heart into!

These are the two pieces I made for the:

Until The End of Time zine

Go download it! There's plenty more art and fic and amazing artists where this came from!

And remember: reblogs > likes

So I've finished making my billford playlist! It has betrayed love, bill and ford!! Thank you everyone who recommended songs, I didn't add many but it did help me figure out what I did want

It's quite short, but it's to my music taste so I really like it!

I hope you enjoy <3