I Love How Everyone Who Plays Hogwarts Legacy Has All Fully Agreed That Sebastian Is Hot.

I love how everyone who plays Hogwarts legacy has all fully agreed that Sebastian is hot.

And I also agree, he is hot

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1 month ago

YESYESYESYES I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Long live toxic yaoi long live romesse

Long Live Toxic Yaoi Long Live Romesse
Long Live Toxic Yaoi Long Live Romesse
Long Live Toxic Yaoi Long Live Romesse
Long Live Toxic Yaoi Long Live Romesse

Ignore how jesse's hair keeps on shapeshifting


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1 year ago
I Barely Ever Animate For Myself, I Usually Only Do Animations As Things For My Project Or As Presents

I barely ever animate for myself, I usually only do animations as things for my project or as presents for others, so this was nice


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10 months ago

This is SO GORGEOUS WOAHHHHH

Triangle Guy Shenanigans!! I've Been Drawing This Bill Since 2015 And He Is Still Dominating My Thoughts.
Triangle Guy Shenanigans!! I've Been Drawing This Bill Since 2015 And He Is Still Dominating My Thoughts.
Triangle Guy Shenanigans!! I've Been Drawing This Bill Since 2015 And He Is Still Dominating My Thoughts.

triangle guy shenanigans!! I've been drawing this Bill since 2015 and he is still dominating my thoughts. drawing him feels like coming home.

2 years ago

First post!! Meet my main oc, Narashi,

First Post!! Meet My Main Oc, Narashi,
First Post!! Meet My Main Oc, Narashi,

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9 months ago

This is the ultimate ship dynamic

Literally the only thing I read or write about is this exact kind of ship dynamic 😭

The absolute best ship dynamic of all time is 'Normal ass man, just your everyday Walmart shopper, has as much charisma as a wet paper bag' x 'Incredibly interesting psychotic manic twink with homicidal impulses and a god complex' and somehow the latter is the one who thinks the former is the most attractive fascinating sexy person on Earth.

1 week ago
Drarry As Onion Articles (pt. 1?)

Drarry as Onion Articles (pt. 1?)

feel free to add on!

1 year ago

Ok so someone asked me to explain how billford fanfictions follow basically the same plot as the emperor's New groove

So here I am

Quick warning, I'm not great at explaining my thoughts, so I might repeat myself a little or not make complete sense in some areas. If this happens, please tell me and I'll correct it <3 (also I do not care enough to watch whatever other films or series there are of the emperor's New groove, Disney sequels suck so bad that I'm not putting myself through the misery of watching them just for whatever this is)

The emperor's New groove follows the story of a greedy, selfish Emperor named Kuzco and Pacha, the leader of his village in Emperor Kuzco's kingdom (which is unnamed)

Kuzco summons Pacha to the palace and tells him quite bluntly that he will be destroying his house on the hill to make room for Kuzco's summer home, his birthday present to himself. Does that sound familiar?

Well it should

The entire threat Bill poses in gravity falls is about how he wants to take over the world for his master party. Ruining earth to make room for his own entertainment.

"But birt!" I hear you saying, "gravity falls and the emperor's New groove have very different stories, how can they be similar?" And to that I say

FANFICTION.

I'm a disgrace to my family, and have read an ungodly amount of billford fanfiction to the point there's not a singular billford fanfic I haven't read on wattpad and physically HAD to move to AO3 for some more content. So let's just say, I've read a lot of them

Especially the ones where Bill turns human because I'm a sucker for any human Bill,

In those stories, it usually takes place after Bill has been defeated, and usually the axolotl brings him back to life as a human because of that backwards chant (prayer?? Idk what you'd call it) Bill made where he said something along the lines of "axolotl my time has come, uh, please save me, don't let me die, lol thx" something like that. Or, something like dipper brings him back or even that to defeat Bill, they had to trap him as a human, it really depends on the fanfic. But by some magical plot moment, Bill is human, he's back as a human and he usually does not have any of the powers that be had before, or he has a very limited amount of powers, not enough to destroy the world. He basically never has his full powers in them

In the emperor's New groove, in retaliation to Kuzco firing her, Yzma, with the help of Kronk, tries to poison Kuzco, but accidentally ends up turning him into a llama, stripping away all his power he had in the kingdom and rendering him useless.

In gravity falls and the emperor's New groove, Kuzco and Bill are incredibly selfish characters. They only live to serve themselves and do not care even the slightest about another person. They're also both.. incredibly flamboyant. Kuzco is definitely gay I'm so sorry, he literally looked at a line of the prettiest women in the kingdom and IMMEDIATELY said no to marrying all of them, but that's besides the point. The point is, they're very similar

In every billford fanfiction where Bill turns human and the entire plot of the emperor's New groove, both characters go through a journey of self growth as they try to go back to their original bodies, Stanford and Pacha teach Bill and Kuzco how to care for another person, and how their consequences have actions, and they eventually become a better person by the end.

But what about Yzma? And Kronk? Ha! I found a difference in the storie- Kryptos and (sometimes) Pyronica.

I'm not entirely sure why but for some reason I'm most of these fanfiction, Kryptos plays a MASSIVE role, usually becoming the new Bill cipher. I really have to ask.. why-? Why is Kryptos the new Bill cipher-? I mean, I get it, kind of, not entirely, but you have SO many other henchmaniacs.. and y'all chose Kryptos -? I mean, alright I guess-

But anyway, Kryptos is usually the new Bill cipher, and to fully claim his seat as the new leader, he feels he has to kill Bill (haha, reference).

Yzma, in the emperor's New groove, after Kuzco is turned into a Llama, she's ALSO trying to kill Kuzco, to fully claim her seat as the emperor of the unnamed kingdom

So uh, that was my thought process behind it.. I might add to it later, if I feel like it.

And to end, I will show you all the NEW CANON HUMAN BILL DESIGN

Ok So Someone Asked Me To Explain How Billford Fanfictions Follow Basically The Same Plot As The Emperor's

Totally definitely canon yup, mhm :)


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6 months ago

Guys... Guys

Hello

I was on the wrong damn tag, that's why I couldn't find any fanart... HELLO ROMESSE SHIPPEDS!! IM MAKING STUFF, BE SO READY (Or don't, I have ADHD and get bored far too quickly)


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1 year ago

I finished watching Hannibal today and..

SOBBING SCREAMING CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭


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6 months ago
I Said I'd Draw Romesse And So I Drew Romesse... Well, Doodled, Idk I Didn't Have Much Motivation To
I Said I'd Draw Romesse And So I Drew Romesse... Well, Doodled, Idk I Didn't Have Much Motivation To

I said I'd draw Romesse and so I drew Romesse... Well, doodled, idk I didn't have much motivation to draw I'm not gonna lie


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