I Want To Write A Billford Fanfic About Where It's Been 3 Years Since Weirdmageddon Bill Comes Back As

Remember Bailey

Join Bailey as they try to uncover the memories from their past with the help of Sammy. But remember, once you begin to look, you may regret what you see.

More details of my new story below!

This is my new project I've been working on!! I hope people will enjoy this series I'll be making!

I'm about to make so much radesse and Romesse fanart TRUST ME it's going to be gorgeous

CHARACTER CONCEPT ART AND SHEETS!!

For my story Where The Gods Are Blind

I'm making a Billford playlist, but it has a specific feel to it of the toxicity of the relationship between Bill and Ford

Anyone got any song recommendations? I might not add all of them because the songs need to be to my taste in music, but I need it to be longer too. I'll share the playlist once I'm finished <3

Ok so someone asked me to explain how billford fanfictions follow basically the same plot as the emperor's New groove

So here I am

Quick warning, I'm not great at explaining my thoughts, so I might repeat myself a little or not make complete sense in some areas. If this happens, please tell me and I'll correct it <3 (also I do not care enough to watch whatever other films or series there are of the emperor's New groove, Disney sequels suck so bad that I'm not putting myself through the misery of watching them just for whatever this is)

The emperor's New groove follows the story of a greedy, selfish Emperor named Kuzco and Pacha, the leader of his village in Emperor Kuzco's kingdom (which is unnamed)

Kuzco summons Pacha to the palace and tells him quite bluntly that he will be destroying his house on the hill to make room for Kuzco's summer home, his birthday present to himself. Does that sound familiar?

Well it should

The entire threat Bill poses in gravity falls is about how he wants to take over the world for his master party. Ruining earth to make room for his own entertainment.

"But birt!" I hear you saying, "gravity falls and the emperor's New groove have very different stories, how can they be similar?" And to that I say

FANFICTION.

I'm a disgrace to my family, and have read an ungodly amount of billford fanfiction to the point there's not a singular billford fanfic I haven't read on wattpad and physically HAD to move to AO3 for some more content. So let's just say, I've read a lot of them

Especially the ones where Bill turns human because I'm a sucker for any human Bill,

In those stories, it usually takes place after Bill has been defeated, and usually the axolotl brings him back to life as a human because of that backwards chant (prayer?? Idk what you'd call it) Bill made where he said something along the lines of "axolotl my time has come, uh, please save me, don't let me die, lol thx" something like that. Or, something like dipper brings him back or even that to defeat Bill, they had to trap him as a human, it really depends on the fanfic. But by some magical plot moment, Bill is human, he's back as a human and he usually does not have any of the powers that be had before, or he has a very limited amount of powers, not enough to destroy the world. He basically never has his full powers in them

In the emperor's New groove, in retaliation to Kuzco firing her, Yzma, with the help of Kronk, tries to poison Kuzco, but accidentally ends up turning him into a llama, stripping away all his power he had in the kingdom and rendering him useless.

In gravity falls and the emperor's New groove, Kuzco and Bill are incredibly selfish characters. They only live to serve themselves and do not care even the slightest about another person. They're also both.. incredibly flamboyant. Kuzco is definitely gay I'm so sorry, he literally looked at a line of the prettiest women in the kingdom and IMMEDIATELY said no to marrying all of them, but that's besides the point. The point is, they're very similar

In every billford fanfiction where Bill turns human and the entire plot of the emperor's New groove, both characters go through a journey of self growth as they try to go back to their original bodies, Stanford and Pacha teach Bill and Kuzco how to care for another person, and how their consequences have actions, and they eventually become a better person by the end.

But what about Yzma? And Kronk? Ha! I found a difference in the storie- Kryptos and (sometimes) Pyronica.

I'm not entirely sure why but for some reason I'm most of these fanfiction, Kryptos plays a MASSIVE role, usually becoming the new Bill cipher. I really have to ask.. why-? Why is Kryptos the new Bill cipher-? I mean, I get it, kind of, not entirely, but you have SO many other henchmaniacs.. and y'all chose Kryptos -? I mean, alright I guess-

But anyway, Kryptos is usually the new Bill cipher, and to fully claim his seat as the new leader, he feels he has to kill Bill (haha, reference).

Yzma, in the emperor's New groove, after Kuzco is turned into a Llama, she's ALSO trying to kill Kuzco, to fully claim her seat as the emperor of the unnamed kingdom

So uh, that was my thought process behind it.. I might add to it later, if I feel like it.

And to end, I will show you all the NEW CANON HUMAN BILL DESIGN

Totally definitely canon yup, mhm :)

So I had a fat crush on Stella from Winx club, so I decided to draw her! But my usual style doesn't do her enough justice so I drew her in my old old style!!!

She was my gay awakening, then I became male, so was she my.. straight awakening-???

I'm currently redirecting my plan and

THANK GOD FOR THE BOOK OF BILL BRO, I do NOT remember what I was going for a year ago, but whatever it was, my new idea is ten times better

I re read the entire two chapters I already have on ao3 and I've got to say, it's

A masterpiece already

It's pretty poorly written LOL but it IS funny, to me at least, I do love the line where ford berates bill for smoking weed as if bill hasn't smoked worse

I got a comment on my old fanfic I never finished, didn't realize they had commented until today

And all I have to say is

Bl4ckCat7

Whoever you are!

Thank you..

MY BURST OF WRITING ENERGY MAY BE BACK! I KNOW WHAT IM PLANNING, THE NEXT CHAPTER TO MY BILLFORD FANFICTION, 'No more living in those shadows'!!

Birtuch's Introduction!

Hi! My name is Birt or Birch, or whatever variation of Birtuch you feel like your heart desires to call me.

I post fanart and create AUs, my current fixation is

Minecraft storymode

I am currently making an au where Romeo comes to live in Beacon town a few years after the events of Season 2,

Things of note:

I like darker topics and dark ships, ESPECIALLY human x god in the toxic power dynamic way, if you don't like that then this isn't the blog for you.

What I draw:

OCs (not much here but every other platform I do)

Minecraft story mode - Romesse fanart

Billford fanart

Extra :

Send in requests for things for me to draw in my ask box, or just generally talk to me! I don't bite!!

My commissions ARE open!! Though it's more nitro and robux commissions whilst I work on getting a bank account

That's all, buh byeee!!

Me remaking my tomodachi life Bill Cipher for the fifth time just to turn him into a "woman" so he can be gay

Tried to make it look like they’re in the prismarine thingy :3