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my whole feeds gonna be filled with everyone fighting over tour i just want the smut bro 😔

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SQUIRM - C.S.

summary: try and call in sick for work while chris makes you squirm… think you can keep it together?

contains: smut, oral (f!receiving), not public but like kinda??, fingering, established relationship

wc: 501

a/n: if you watched shameless, this might sound a little familiar 🤭 (S5E4 28:00) - also, this was rushed so it kinda sucks :( been a lil busy sorryy

“hey, good morning. uhm- i-i’m scheduled for a double t-today but I’m just not… feeling that great” you spoke into the phone, your colleague on the other end. your bottom lip was trapped between your teeth, trying to keep in the moans that threatened to escape your lips. chris’ tongue repeatedly lapped over your clit, his arms gripping your thighs that were trying to close in around his head. he had no mercy, no intent to keep you quiet, doing all the things he knew drove you crazy.

“oh, i’m so sorry to hear that.” your colleague spoke, innocently. chris’ eyes were locked on yours, burning into your soul. even though you had been together for almost a year, he still made you nervous when he looked at you like that, especially when he was repeatedly running his tongue through your folds at the same time. “yeah, yeah. i was j-just wondering if it’s not busy, maybe you don't need me?” your eyes rolled back when chris started lightly sucking on your clit, his soft moans sending vibrations through your entire body.

“sure, i’ll ask the boss. one second, i’ll go get him-” your eyes widened, talking to your boss was the last thing you needed right now. “no no no no don’t get him, i’m sure he’s busy anyway!” but it was too late, your boss’ voice was quickly heard through the phone. “hey, you can’t make the lunch shift?” you gasped when chris slid two fingers in, curling them up to meet your g-spot. he smiled at your response, doing his absolute best to get you to your high as soon as possible.

you reached down to try and push chris’ head back, but he didn’t budge, not one bit. he kept going, his fingers working even faster inside you. you tugged at his hair, the pleasure building inside you. “no- no i can, i can. i just thought if it wasn't busy-” you trailed off, your head dropped back onto your pillow while you arched your back, chris doubling his efforts when he felt you clench around his fingers. “yeah, sure. you’re off the hook, but i really need you for dinner.” your boss responded, “when do you think you’ll be able to come in?”

“soon, soon. very soon!” your eyes were locked on chris’, making sure he understood the double meaning behind your words. “yeah, i- i’ll be there for dinner.” a moan escaped your lips when you finally reached your high, legs shaking in chris’ grasp. chris eagerly lapped up your release, making sure to get every last drop. he grinned, your juices glistening on his chin.

“you okay?” your boss asked, referring to the awkwardly loud moan that had escaped your lips. “mhm- yeah. i’m fine! bye!” you quickly hung up the phone before your boss could say anything, “i can’t believe we just did that” you said to chris, slapping your hand over your mouth.

chris chuckled, a smirk on his lips. “i can.”

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