Reblog This If Your Icon Could Kill A Man

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

I don’t even know. I mean, it’s really sadistic to the point of trying to be “stylish” with its kills and making sure none is the same as the last, and would maybe attack on sight, but that’s no guarantee. Best I can tell you is to not sneak up on it, raise your hands in the air and try your best to talk it down, as it hasn’t seen a proper human in probably eons, and if it does have some sort of database, we can assume the Geneva Convention is hard coded into it considering it was made to win wars. Also, something to note is that it was made to counter the last machine created. If you can, try doing some digging on the “Earthmover” line of machinery, but the name should be enough, right?

Here’s a look at it, despite the low quality. Yes, what you see on its shoulder/chest are buildings.

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

I know this is a bit quicker than I post but if you try to equip the Mane Axe on Noelle..

So you’re telling me Noelle likes Susie’s smell? Yeah, even if she doesn’t say it’s Susie (and might not recognize the smell as Susie), it’s still odd to consider. Now I’ve never been in a relationship that hadn’t lasted like two months so I don’t know if smelling someone you like is a thing, but still, I could be wrong. Same question as last time, what do yall think Susie smells like?

(Such odd questions for such an amazing game.)

Reblog if you agree

Yall ain’t ever gonna believe who my buddy just met

I gotta remind myself that thievery ain’t a good thing sometimes cuz I like to steal images and memes and stuff and I gotta resist my urge to repost them. My two brain cells argue about it like that one dragon ball gif that I can’t find

That’s me, the one and only.

That one you’re talking about is V1, made for war, built by violence. As the rest, it runs on blood as fuel, but that’s not the fun part. If ya can remember, it can improvise and use any weapon it comes across in seconds as if it was the only weapon it’s been using its whole life, using it with pinpoint accuracy and even being able to set up complex traps with said weapons if possible. What I’m saying is, it doesn’t NEED weapons to start out with, it just needs a person, a test doll, and even then, it doesn’t really. It can strike with a force so hard as to redirect bullets if needed, not to mention probably faster than that Boston Basher of yours, and this is all off the top of my head! It tore off its “upgrade”’s custom made arm and immediately knew how it worked within seconds, no database needed. It doesn’t even have the flaw of predictability because it’s complex enough to think on its feet and improvise.

Lemme put it simply; it doesn’t need a weapon because it IS the weapon, and a deadly, self-sufficient one at that. You get this on your side and you’re unstoppable.

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

pingas