not posting tonight because i’m tired so have some leftovers while I work on stanley headcanons and more filthy bill smut
LALALALA what you said about fiddleford is so fucking real. hes so nerdy and cutie for reaaalll :3 i dont think hes the brattiest brat out there (esp when bill exists lmao) but i do think he can be!!
i will also say. everyone who i met who was into computers n tech n machinery was atleast a little bit into being tied up. just putting that out there!!! :)
minors dni, ramble incoming
I feel like wouldn’t be a brat because he just doesn’t strike as someone who has a lot of experience. He’s a country boy with little experience and, most likely, very traditional views. I don’t think he’s entirely vanilla, but he would be very sheltered when it comes to kinks.
Persuading him to try being tied up would be so weird because… why? However, I don’t think he’d be against it. I think he’d be odd about sex before marriage in general, but not opposed to it.
And when you do tie him up and have your way, he’s in absolute shock because he didn’t expect that to feel so good.
I think he’d at first be like “I reckon it’s— it’s the man.. supposed to be doing the leading and— all that.” But it wouldn’t take a lot to break him down, because he didn’t even want to lead anyways.
He’d probably whine more than he’d whimper, but overall I think he’d be very loud his first time. “Oh lord— oh my—“ “My gosh, ah!” “Oh mama!” in a country way not a kinky way though. Less sexy, but lots of weird southern phrases would come out.
Get you a man who moan “Oh, sweet baked potatoes” every now and then. this one’s kinda a joke
How about dragging a sleepy Lucifer away from his work? As he insists that he just needs "5 more minutes" as his eyes are closed and he's laying half limp in your arms. Sleepingly mumbling that he can get ready for bed himself as you wash him up and then carry him to bed.
(I imagine that he doesn't usually get taken care of like this. He's much more used to falling asleep at his work bench and waking up with a sore back and a pounding headache. Even though he's embrassed about you seeing him in a such a state, and feels a little guilty about you being "forced" to take care of him, he can't help but lean into your soft touches)
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a/n — GOD THIS IS SUCH A CUTE PREMISE HES SUCH A WORKAHOLIC HE NEEDS TO BE TREATED LIKE THE PRINCESS HE IS <33
You had knocked on Lucifer’s already half opened door to his workshop, making it creak loudly.
You scanned the room quickly, taking in the mess. There were rubber ducks everywhere, trash on the floor, scrapped projects scattered across the various tables.
And then your eyes fell on Lucifer, head resting on his desk, looking perfectly sound asleep. You internally roll your eyes, not understanding why he does this to himself.
Causally you make your way over to Lucifer, picking up pieces of trash on the way and organizing things here and there, hoping to make the room look less chaotic.
When you finally get to the sleeping demon, your hands gently rub his back, coaxing him awake.
He groans quietly, “‘m so close to finishing just,” he yawns, “just five more minutes…”
His sentence trails off unconvincingly and you scoop him up bridal style in your arms. He nuzzles into your chest and wraps his arms around your neck to subconsciously bring you closer.
“I think you’re about ready for bed, honey,” you say sweetly, planting a kiss on his forehead.
“nonono, this is important…” he trails off before regaining his strong of thoughts, “important stuff, very important. ‘m gonna finish it tonight.”
“Uh-huh,” you smile fondly as you place him down on his bed. He continued quietly stammering about all the work he was getting done while you undress and place him in his pajamas.
Which mainly consisted of his boxers and an old t-shirt. Then, you got an old towel damp and began wiping off the dust and grime from his work table that had ended up on his face when he fell asleep.
He whined at the cold feeling of the water. You shushed him softly and, after you were satisfied with your work, you crawled into bed next to him.
Wrapping your arms around him, you heard Lucifer release a long content sigh, nuzzling his back into your stomach. He was absolutely adorable like this, being held by you.
It didn’t take long for him to fall fast asleep.
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚.𖥔 ݁
The early morning light beamed in from the window and fell on Lucifer’s face, waking him up from one of the best sleeps he’d had in a while. He took a moment to assess his situation, a warm comfy bed instead of his workbench, a loose t-shirt and—
and your arms wrapped around his middle, pulling him closer to you. He might as well have slapped himself on the forehead right then.
Not only did he not get any work done, he had made you take care of him in the process. How humiliating.
You stirred behind him, “Good morning, baby.” You place a kiss on his neck as a greeting.
He was silent for a moment.
“You— you didn’t have to do that,” he spoke quietly, ashamed of himself.
It took a moment for you to remember what exactly he was referring to.
”No, I didn’t,” you say, unslinging your arms from around him. He silently mourned the loss of contact.
“But I wanted too,” you caress his cheek with your thumb. “I want to see you well rested, Luci. That’s why I took care of you. Simply because I wanted too.”
Once again, he had to pause before he spoke. This time, however, it was because he felt tears well up in his eyes and he didn’t want to cry in front of you. Not after giving you all that trouble.
“I just don’t understand why you would want to,” he said simply, looking down.
You sat up and paused, trying to think of the best way to go about the situation.
In one simple motion you lunged for him, both of your hands resting in his jawline and you peppered him with kisses all over his face.
“What are you—“ he couldn’t help but smile, “What are you doing, y/n, oh my goodness!” He giggled loudly as you assaulted him with your lips.
“I just,” you said as you placed multiply kisses on his cheek, “think your,” more on his nose, “amazing.”
You finish on his lips, a peck and first and then a deeper tender kiss.
When you finally pull away he looked dazed, “Well it’s, um, it’s hard to argue with that, my love.” A small giggle escaped his lips one last time.
You leaned back on the bed and opened your arms to him, inviting him in.
This time, he launched himself towards you with no protests.
Only slightly teary eyes as he buried his head into your chest and sank into your arms.
oh hey!! It’s you!! I remember reading your Vox and Puzzles stuff. None of your current guys appeal to me but good to know you’re doing better.
side note Puzzles has gotten so much more deranged lately. Big event coming up soon he’ll probably get another musical number.
omggggg i miss mr puzzles so much. i was literally so sad i deleted all of my old account because i was yearning for my old mr puzzles stuff and also my old lucifer work…
But i’m glad you found me again! Lucky for you my interests change rapidly so stick around and maybe you’ll see something you like!
I know you asked for something with Ford and i’ll request something for him once i brainstorm it up i promise T-T
BUT with the Sub masochist Bill, i can totally see where it’d go. I feel like Bill would be the type of person to never even think about touching himself, because the whole ‘trying to end the world thing’, and he was too busy with all of that and experimenting with pain in the human body it never even occurred to him that pleasure would be as awesome as it was till the [insert reader] showed him
Like literally after he figures it out he prolly wouldn’t even wanna stop. Man could go hours overstimulated and sex crazy because after a while of getting overstimmed it hurts insanely bad, but that’s lowkey more of a reason for him to keep going.
And whenever you’d tell him no to fucking or you’d be busy or something, it’d drive him literally nuts because ‘how dare you reject HIM.’ And he’d think it would just be casual questions of ‘Sooo you wanna have sex now, toots?’ but it’d get the point where he’d just be BEGGING you to touch him.
Speaking of touching himself, like i’d said before, he never really had till his first time with you, and whenever you’d reject his advances he just couldn’t help but touch himself while throwing a little hissy fit about the whole thing. You’d once walked in on him in one of these moments, on the bed, dick in hand while ruthlessly beating himself off. Sometimes he’d even slap himself and things of the sort and imagine it was you doing it and that usually through him over the edge.
ALSO FLUFF 🤩 So i don’t imagine him to be the most open about cuddling or anything but when he’s in the mood he’d get upset when you wouldn’t. Sometimes he just forgets you can’t read his mind. But honestly he seems clingy in the type of way that when he’s not horny out of his demonic mind, that he’d learn to just enjoy your general presence. Even when you guys aren’t having playful banter, he would bask in the silence knowing you’re there with him by his side. Don’t get me wrong, this man is a pest and would never admit any of this outloud, but he also feels as thought you know it so he doesn’t HAVE to tell you.
ONE MORE THING: Star gazing. now i really need you to here me out of this one.
So his dimension (or whatever it was) was destroyed, right? And even when he eventually came to earth, he must’ve been traveling in the stars for a while just tryna find a new home. So sometimes when he’s really feeling it, you guy’ll be on the roof to your place and he’d point out the general direction of where is dimension once was, or even go into detail about constellations he knows you don’t know about. Like i said this man is not a gooshy-ass person and can be a real dickhead to you more or less all the time, but i feel like there would definitely be those insanely rare moments where you could look at him and see a bit of human in that demonic entity (BYW ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE BEEN IN THIS FANDOM SO I MIGHTVE FORGOTTEN IMPORTANT LORE SO LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭) Anywayss lemme think of some Ford shit to keep you sane pooks 😌🫡
-👻👽 Anon
I love asks like this because you guys literally do all my work for me. Much love Alien anon, much love. Also oh my god??? Everyone took my Bill fic and ran with it and I am LOVING IT, you people are so creative!
The fluff is actually really cute, by the way!! I don’t know how into cuddling Bill would be.. his human form is probably the most likely that situation would ever be. lol, imagine Bill experiencing the foreign need for human touch for the first time. i also like the point about him touching himself anyways-
ummmm.. need to praise ford. need to tell him how good and smart he is while slowly bouncing on him. i fink i hauve couvid……
working on headcanons right now because I didn’t have to go into work today 😁
fiddleford + fem!reader dry humping drabble for dinner.... I'm a starving worm starving to death and this is my very last wish
i’m too tired to actually write something good but… imagine how squirmy he would be. A make out session distracting him from his mechanics turning into something more. Fully clothed or not he’d still be bucking up into you desperately whining. Imagine him creaming his pants over it too? Mmph, nerds.
watched inside job, i want him SO BAD.
its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.
MROE MORE MORE MORE I I JSUT NEED MORE STANLEY BILL STANFORD AND FIDDLEFORD YOUR WIRIRNT IS SO FUCKIMG GOOD OH MY GOD KEEEP ON WRITING DONT STOP WHY R YOU SO TSENTEED!.!!,!,,, PIT ME IN A ROOM WITH ALL OF THEM AND I WONT BE THE ONE COMING OUT ORGENEATN OH MY FUKCJNG GODDD YOU AWTE SO AWRSOME
I love you and your writing, please do not suddenly disappear off the face of the earth. (ゝз○`)
I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM. Also I’m going to take this request, since you seem to be specifically excited at the thought of more content, to talk about things i’ve been wanting to write!
[lalala PLEASE SEND REQUESTS lalala]
Bill with equally/exeedingly powerful reader is so interesting to me, there’d be so much competition there and the fact it’d probably be one sided on his part.
ANYTHING with young fiddleford, he’s such a cutie!! From his little hillbilly town omgmgmgmg he’s such a cute little nerd, I love him.
A full Stanford fic, those headcanons did pretty well so if I get a specific enough request i’d literally be ON IT.
I also have a fluffy Bill fic in drafts and that’s all i’ll say about that!
Alternatively in drafts, I have princess bubblegum headcanons. STARVING for adventure time requests, that kept me fed.
Also I’d like to do more with Stanley.. maybe smut this time?
OH and aside from gravity falls, Diego Hargreaves. Would love to fuck him. Him as a sub? Literally, i’m busting.
Lastly… pegging bill? I have nothing planned or in mind, but maybe this could go with the powerful reader. Dunno, but have ideas!
INSIDE JOB KCFFPKAFRDJATS
I need me some more Subby Brett Hand fics like omggg I already read all the ones I could find
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Denying Brett an orgasm for like the millionth time and he tears up????
👀<3
a/n — Brett Hand my baby girl, I’d do anything for you. Anyways, I have reagan fics after this one.
warnings — Dom!reader, fem reader, Brett calls reader mommy
summary — Series of Sub!Brett headcanons, and then a drabble
ᯓ★ This man is so submissive, I will never understand how people write him as a dom, he is a subtop at best.
ᯓ★ Desperate for approval on an ungodly level, so this translates to a killer praise kink.
ᯓ★ He will need all the reassurance in the world that he’s making you feel good and that your actually enjoying him.
ᯓ★ “Good boy, Brett” He will automatically be on the edge, trying not to cum immediately. You really think so? You really think he’s doing good? He’s eating it up.
ᯓ★ Nowhere near unexperienced, the man was on a frat club in college. But that does imply that ‘making him feel loved’ was not on his party-hookups agenda.
ᯓ★ This basically means that being gentle with him would be a huge turn-on. Yes please make him feel comfortable, tell him how pretty he looks, tell him just how much you like him.
ᯓ★ Would call you mommy. He grew up getting no attention any authority’s figures in his life and now your doting on him and taking care of him? It just slips out!
ᯓ★ Ready to try most of anything, like anything you wanna do. Even if he doesn’t actually like the idea, but most times he would because it’s you.
“W-wait please, I really need to cum this time—“ Brett begged, looking up at you with a desperate look, hair sticking to the sweat on his forehead.
“I know, baby. And you’ve been so good for me,” you coo as he answers with a short whine, “But mommy’s not done with you yet, so you’re just gonna have to wait.”
”’m sorry mommy, i-i’m trying but— Oh fuck..”
He stops himself with a low whimper as you drag your finger along the base of his cock, while positioning yourself over him.
You were going to… ride him? He couldn’t handle that in this state, you had to know that! You’d denied him plenty of other times that night, but this seemed almost mean.
He’d have to hold himself back though, as he was terrified of you being upset with him.
You plopped yourself down on his cock, ignoring the tears that instantaneously bubbles in his eyes, “My good boy, you’re taking it all so well.”
He whined, “It’s— god, it’s so much— please, I need to— Aah!” you roll your hips suddenly fast, practically jamming his cock in your pussy, before slowly down. A tear rolled down Brett’s face, and then another.
“Aw, sh sh,” You lean down and wipe the tears path off his cheek, and then plant a kiss.
“Don’t cry, I know you can handle it. I know you can handle more than this.”
What's your current draft list if you don't mind the question?
(glas you're back to writing btw!)
Thanks for asking! currently working on
dom!Lila headcanons (umbrella academy) and Bill Cipher nsfw bc I want that fat fuck so bad
Starting off really strong with smut someone request fluff soon 💔