I crave Stanley pines carnally and ur writing is so incredibly good so if u wrote literally anything about him I would start jumping for joy and skipping around giddily btw
a/n — I LOVE YOU STANLEY PINES, I need more requests of him so bad.
summary — [FLUFF] Stanley Pines x Reader headcanons
۫ ꣑ৎ I feel like a relationship with this man would be relatively low maintenance, like as long as he’s with you, he can’t complain.
۫ ꣑ৎ He would absolutely love to buy you things, gift giving would be his main love language. Even, especially, gifts he doesn’t have the money for.
ex. Stan holds out a beautiful pearl necklace, dangling it in front of you, chest puffed.
“Stan, you shouldn’t have!” You examine the necklace further, “You really shouldn’t have.. wait, where’d you get this?”
He looked to the side, “Borrowed it. From a friend of a friend… ‘s house— What am I, made of answers? I dunno, it fell from the sky or something.”
۫ ꣑ৎ I also don’t think he’d necessarily be the mushiest or partners. He makes it clear he loves you in other ways.
۫ ꣑ৎ That being said, he likes pet names, but only in private and is severely embarrassed about it.
۫ ꣑ৎ It would never be boring with him. I mean the entire pines family but especially him.
۫ ꣑ৎ Watch a fancy dinner escalate into smuggling pugs across the boarder while being chased by old prison ‘buddies.’
۫ ꣑ৎ Other nights being cuddled up watching terrible soap operas by the tv, trying to match Stan’s intensely involved energy.
۫ ꣑ৎ All that aside, he’d treat you so nice, and then act like it’s nothing.
ex. “Aw, are those flowers for me?”
“Oh yeah, the color reminded me of your eyes, kinda. It’s not much, take ‘em before I change my mind.”
۫ ꣑ৎ He’s actually pretty good at flirting but he thinks he’s so absolutely slick that it ends up being more cute then hot.
۫ ꣑ৎ Honestly, will literally never let anything happen to you, and is probably pretty protective.
۫ ꣑ৎ Reacts in weirdly emotional ways to genuine affection, might even tear up.
Pls elaborate when u say Mr puzzle takes it in the ass. PLEASE
Lowkey have not seen any Mr. Puzzles smut yet so… i dunno I guess I AM the first of the generation, it is scary but.. somebody’s gotta do it. (the middle picture was actually me when I got this request)
So we all saw the arch, right? I feel like he actually doesn’t have a lot of experience or maybe none at all. He’s been pretty lonely in the friend department since childhood so I can only assume the same for significant others. He definitely wants to be romanced the hell out of before you fuck him.
I feel like he would want to look at you while you do it, so most times you’d end up with his legs draped over your shoulders. But as long as you’re giving him (his ass) attention, he’ll enjoy any position. Said this in the last post, he heavily enjoys princess treatment, so praise while you fuck into him is a yes.
its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.
rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"
u think ford would be into roleplay? like HEAR ME OUT FOR A MOMENT OKAY. we all know he’s a huge nerd and likes fantasy games like ‘dungeons dungeons & more dungeons’ soooooo like imagine topping him in like a cosplay of one of the characters maybe like a succubus character or something HFHDGDHDGDGFHHSHSHS
just a thought 🙂🙂
UGHH YOUR SO RIGHT. The way he’d be hesitant to bring it up, but he’d be so into roleplay. Imagine surprising him with this sexy dominating elf queen cosplay, and being really in-character the moment he steps in the bedroom. You’d command him to kneel before you and he’d barely hesitate before dropping to his knee with “yes, my liege.” Or alternatively getting really into in himself and like going “I’ll die before I bow to a tyrant like you!” Uh oh! Que sexy elf queen punishment.
GRAVITY FALLS —
“Take a Bite” sub!Bill Cipher x reader [NSFW]
Stanley Pines x Reader headcanons [SFW]
Sub!Bill Cipher x Powerful Reader headcanons [NSFW]
Bill Cipher x Powerful Reader headcanons [SFW]
sub!Fiddleford x Reader drabble [NSFW]
Sub!Stanford Pines x Reader headcanons [NSFW]
”The Bug Collector” Bill Cipher x Reader [SFW]
Honeymoon w/Stanley Pines x Reader [SFW]
UMBRELLA ACADEMY —
dom!Lila x f!reader headcanons
ADVENTURE TIME —
Princess Bubblegum x Reader headcanons [SFW/NSFW]
INSIDE JOB —
“Stay With Me, I Don’t Want You To Leave!” Brett Hand x Reader [SFW]
Sub!Brett Hand drabble
Brett Hand X Reader headcanons [NSFW]
HAZBIN HOTEL —
“Lie still, close your eyes girl, so lovely it feels so right” Lute x Reader [NSFW]
Vox x Animalistic!Reader Drabble [NSFW]
Vox x Soft!Dom Reader Drabble [NSFW]
Pegging Vox fic [NSFW]
Aftercare with Vox fluff [SFW]
Cockwarming with Lucifer [NSFW]
Sleepy!Lucifer x Reader fluff [SFW]
“The Morning After” Velvette x Reader fic [ SFW]
“I Wanna Hold the Hand Inside You” Velvette x Reader fic [SFW]
Velvette fluff headcanons [SFW]
MISCELLANEOUS —
Patrick Bateman thoughts [NSFW]
Stu Matcher x Dom!Reader headcanons [NSFW]
converting u w cookie propaganda,,, 😈🙏
in all seriousness HIIII !!!! hruuu !!! ive missed u sm !!! ive been so inactive lately omfgggg but im trying to get back into writing so ? 1/3 yippee ? but yea !! i miss u and hope ur doing well ! 🫶🫶🫶
HIIII ROSEEE!!!! omg i miss u too bae 😢💔 also i’ve been so inactive all year tooooo but i’m probably gonna lock in soon bc the cookie brainrot is eating at my soul 😊
MROE MORE MORE MORE I I JSUT NEED MORE STANLEY BILL STANFORD AND FIDDLEFORD YOUR WIRIRNT IS SO FUCKIMG GOOD OH MY GOD KEEEP ON WRITING DONT STOP WHY R YOU SO TSENTEED!.!!,!,,, PIT ME IN A ROOM WITH ALL OF THEM AND I WONT BE THE ONE COMING OUT ORGENEATN OH MY FUKCJNG GODDD YOU AWTE SO AWRSOME
I love you and your writing, please do not suddenly disappear off the face of the earth. (ゝз○`)
I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM. Also I’m going to take this request, since you seem to be specifically excited at the thought of more content, to talk about things i’ve been wanting to write!
[lalala PLEASE SEND REQUESTS lalala]
Bill with equally/exeedingly powerful reader is so interesting to me, there’d be so much competition there and the fact it’d probably be one sided on his part.
ANYTHING with young fiddleford, he’s such a cutie!! From his little hillbilly town omgmgmgmg he’s such a cute little nerd, I love him.
A full Stanford fic, those headcanons did pretty well so if I get a specific enough request i’d literally be ON IT.
I also have a fluffy Bill fic in drafts and that’s all i’ll say about that!
Alternatively in drafts, I have princess bubblegum headcanons. STARVING for adventure time requests, that kept me fed.
Also I’d like to do more with Stanley.. maybe smut this time?
OH and aside from gravity falls, Diego Hargreaves. Would love to fuck him. Him as a sub? Literally, i’m busting.
Lastly… pegging bill? I have nothing planned or in mind, but maybe this could go with the powerful reader. Dunno, but have ideas!
HAPPY HALLOWEEENNN!!!!!! To celebrate, i’ll be taking requests for Tate Langdon, Billy Loomis, Stu Matcher, and other spookies this week!
Sends requests <3 🎃 👻
and as per usual, the question stands… would he call you mommy?
how i see Bill x reader most of the time.
which one is which is up to you to decide tho