Klaus Fell In Love With Man Names David Katz And He Was Jewish. Jewish Enough For It To Matter Enough

East coast people pass Midwest people in a store and the Midwest people will strike up a conversation and the east coast people will get all creeped out cuz of how the weird strangers are trying to ask them questions when they're just minding their own business

I just thought they meant they were human. I do the same on a daily basis.

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

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DorMAUmmu, I’ve come to bargain

In morse code, “K” = “-.-“, maintaining the same passive aggression as it does in a text response

I dont know which sticker is better

we’re all ok w scottish english being a recognized dialect (sse or scottish standard english), and australian english being a recognized dialect, but the second people bring up aave (african american vernacular english) yall are like “thats just internet speak” or “thats not real its just people talking dumb”,, like no aave is a recognized dialect yall are just racist...

also id like to point out that i myself am not quite sure how the scottish/australian dialects are thought of in their own country, im basing this off of how everyone seems to treat aave versus how they treat “scottish people of twitter” or australian slang, but it does seem far more normalized/accepted than aave. we appropriate aave and get mad at people for calling it out.

(btw have yall ever actually heard someone who knows how to speak in aave?? have yall ever heard someone who doesn’t know how to and is just using it in the way they speak in ‘internet slang’? its like hearing a scot speak sse versus someone who just knows a few words speak sse. which i mean, is exactly what happens with aave, but i hope u know what i mean)

(also whenever i see people complain about aave, i feel like they’ve never really listened closely to someone speaking it)

anyways correct me for anything im wrong abt here bc im justa dumb white kid trying to figure out this stuff and this is a thing ive noticed a Lot,, ​im 13 n tryin to figure this stuff out while my brain is still malleable ✌️

Last week, the free pantry outside the Birmingham Free Store was smashed and all of its contents destroyed. We don’t want to say it was the cops, but everyone’s pretty sure it was the cops - they had been spotted eyeing the store and taking pictures multiple times leading up to this, likely pissed off by the banner we had put up in support of George Floyd + all of the anti-cop and openly anarchist literature we distribute

Within 24 hours we had received a new, even bigger pantry and more donations than we knew what to do with so we could stock it back up. We’re showing them that we’re not intimidated and we’re not going anywhere. We have the community on our side

If you want to support queer-affirming mutual aid and reproductive justice in a historically poor and Black neighborhood in Alabama, donate to the Free Store!!! We’re on both patreon and venmo at @bhamfreestore - the patreon covers supplies and running costs, and the venmo is a virtual tip jar that compensates the volunteers who keep it running

I just stumbled upon the “rabies-gender” and “rabies-sexual” part of tumblr again and… like… are you people ok??

I can’t just call dad in the afterlife and be like, 

                                                 Dad, could you just  s t o p  playing tennis with Hitler for a moment and take a quick call?

[ celebration prize ☆ klaus hargreeves for @sheehans ]