Doodles

Would leshy mind if i took a bite out of his salad looking head?

Yes.

I drew a lot of Kallamar today

Why bialejaja? why eggs and why are they white?

THE STORY IS ACTUALLY PRETTY STUPID.

Once my friend wanted me to play moviestarplanet with her, and I had to create an account. I had no idea how to name myself, like- I DIDN'T WANT MY USER TO BE CRINGE. So like- I went like "I'm gonna name myself balls" (Jaja can mean in poland eggs as eggs from a chicken, but also Jaja can mean balls as-... y'know..) But obviously I couldn't name myself just- Jaja. So I went like "I'll be white balls." which means in poland Białe Jaja (I couldn't use spacebar and polish letters so I wrote BialeJaja)... Why white? Damn idk man, it was first thing that went to my mind, plus it made my friend laugh so I went with it.

Now I either use this name or the other (Which I won't say)

SO YEAH. IN ENGLISH MY USER MAY SOUND WIERD BUT IN POLAND RATHER STUPID 😭😭

No need to call me by BialeJaja btw. I'm fine with Biale or just my name Micheal. (NOT JAJA, IF SOMEONE WILL CALL ME JAJA I'LL PROBABLY DIE FROM LAUGHTER I'M SORRY MY HUMOR IS BROKEN 😭)

So yeah. I am very orginal (and stupid), am I 😀

I forgot balls were a thing

IDK HOW TO ANSWER TO THAT.

Like, I can say my cat has no balls i guess??? 😭

Solution to the ice cream cake debate: Just shove ice cream inside of a piece of cake. Now Kallamar can't deny the facts.

Did I just spent 10 min of my life to create this? Yes. Did I made it in low quality? Yes. Did I giggle the whole time while doing it? Maybe..

'Two heads are better than one' part 2 (Repost)

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Micheal

'Two heads are better than one' part 3 (Repost)

question for kal and leshy! did you guys have any spouses as gods?

GUYS?? GUYS????

ITS ON YOUTUB ON MASSIVE MONSTER.

It's either again a number that you can call OR MAYBE WE'LL GET SOMETHING TO THEORIZE OVER, MAYBE AN UPDATE.

Cotl new video? Someone wants to write Kallamar x Reader fanfic? I finally start drawing the comic again?! AM I IN HEAVEN? LIFE GIVES ME LEMONS EXPECT I LOVE LEMONS

Oh right, I make another page

Chat, should I change my user?? 😀 I FEEL EVIL KNOWING THAT NO ONE KNEW MY NAME MEANT BALLS.

Pls gimme some user ideas 😭

Hey.... bialejaja....

I say this with all respect but..

Jntil your recent post about your name ,i though your name was Blåhaj

Like the ikea plushie...

Anyways ill flee

OMG LIKE THE SHARK PLUSHIE??

GOODNESS I'M SORRY 😭😭😭

THO I appricate that you thought my name was Blåhaj

This shark is a trans icon

Random thought, no preference on general of character if any were chosen to pick a song, which and why? 👁️👁️

I decided to do each character, expect I did a quick doodle and huge explanation...

Lamb

Inspired: Przekleństwo w Millhaven - Katarzyna Groniec

It's a song about a religious girl killing people in the name of god

(Translated)Line that reminds me of them:

"This inquiry is depressing and unfair

How do you dare to punish me in the name of the law

The earthly passions aren't for me

I was the one that crossed the step to eternity

I know very well that death is not a game

Over the world rings the bell of despair

So may God's hand protect you

Tra la la tra la la la...

You do not know the day nor the hour - only God knows that!"

Would pick: Krew Boga - Kult

The song is that the singer sees god's blood and asks people to think about what they did, if they really killed him

Line that reminds me of them:

"Look at your hands and faces

They're red from God's blood

Consider what you've made

Have you really killed Him"

Narinder

Inspired: Doubt - The Bridge City Sinner

Just listen to it...

Line that reminds me of him:

"Doused in blood

Bathed in tears

You are the enemy

It's you you should fear

Hear them talk

The lies they spread

Don't give into the voices in your head"

Would pick: Umarłe słowa - Obywatel C.G

About dead words. Death in general

Line:

"I am organizing the burrial

Dead words

And from your dead bodies

I arrange some more sentences

I know your opressors

They are standing around

Keeping guard, just like me

So you can't ressurect"

Leshy

Inspired and would pick: Sol Invictus

About the birth of a new sun

(I choose this song because it's slavic and Leshy is my Slavic Icon)

Line:

"O courtiers, courtiers, do not wander around at night

Or this little Christmas tree will easily gouge your eyes out!"

Kallamar

Inspired: птахи летять додому - Hatespeech

It's about birds flying home (Imagine birds as humans)

(Translated)Line:

"Howling storms, sickly song

In panic, can't hear words of own

Beating the fear, beating the wrong

Birds fly home

Howling storms, sickly song

In panic, can't hear words of my own

They are stuck and all alone

But sill... birds fly home"

Would pick: Exile - Taylor Swift

Listen, I don't listen to Taylor Swift, I don't like her, but Kallamar's spotify wrapped on cotl official account is... Well... Uh. Mostly Taylor Swift... HE IS A SWIFTIE.

And that's it.