Benhartley - ASW (912)

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

Eleven different flavors of coffee syrups (hazelnut, french vanilla, red velvet, almond, etc.) all mixed together. Just cause.

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

"All I could think about was all the french onion soup I'd missed. And, if I died, all the french onion soup that I'd miss out on in the future. I swear to god, but I- I turned down saving the world to eat french onion soup."

I know we mostly talk about TAZ: Balance when it comes to memorable/life-changing moments, but this is one of the moments from any TAZ campaign that sticks out to me the most. And not just because I tried french onion soup for the first time after hearing it.

malala being the icon that she is 😭

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted