Die Temu Ad Die Job Hirings

today I had one of them hi-chews or whatever they're called and I'm convinced this is what eating play-doh is like

olimar after landing on the same planet for the billionth time

mayhaps

what devilish creature vibes do I give off

or if I'm just akin to a folding chair that's okay too

hello I am just a kitty definitely nothing mischievous here

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Do you want to be turned into something?

shout out to my sister who got banned from tinder for being a folding table

thought I'd share this very happy bathroom sign

Soup

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hey who the FUCK didn't remind me to cancel my quizlet plus

sorry for being a lover i want to be a hater but everything brings me joy

too lovey dovey for this world i’m afraid

these are two very different images