Today I'm Wearing A Fake Mustache To See How Many People Ask Me About It

update they were mussels and now there are fifty less mussels in the world

shout out to a friend of mine who's eating clams(?) by the dozens while waiting for the bus right now

he can't be stopped. he is shoving another one into his mouth as I type this

must have worked a full shift at the i dont wanna factory

check out this sleepy creature!

Waah! Sleepy creature avoiding responsibilities again? This highly relatable creature is a cat! ✓

the grind SUCKS i should be AT HOME watching 30-60 MINUTE VIDEO ESSAYS ON A NICHE TOPIC

hey who the FUCK didn't remind me to cancel my quizlet plus

I know I'm not the intended recipient but I think my url is pretty easy to decipher

How'd you get your url?

I was restless and kept changing it until I combined some things about me/that I liked. Im interested in old witchcraft, I think it’s pretty neat with everyone’s different beliefs, and witches stick together in groups known as covens, and I love crows, and also I love alliteration. Plus it represents my curiosity towards both. And you?

i too would like to try i think

hi kitty broker can i draw you

Go ahead! The cat in my pfp isn't mine though.

when i say "hi chat" this is what i mean

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

guess who is now suffering from sonic brainrot

i bring forth my own terrible cat images

low quality cat image!

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ