Wong And Strange Being An Iconic Duo

The after Pen glow effect is strooong, especially for a man who wanted to throw himself in the gallows just a few hours before this

okay these 3 notes mean that this isn’t awful so thank u. this will probably the only poem i write.

okay so this guy i’m dating told me to write him a poem bc i did ONE assignment on poetry for my english degree and he thinks i’m a poet.

fast forward weeks later and i finally thought of something that doesn’t start with “roses are red, violets are blue”

anyways i’m posting it here. idk if it’s any good, i trust tumblr not to judge me. yes it is sickeningly cute, i apologise in advance. (there is no title yet)

although we’ve known each other less than a while

everyday you make me smile

and that makes it worth every mile

that’s between us across this silly isle

p.s. idk whether to add any other stanzas or if it’s fine as it is 🥹

I think Guillermo should teach everyone except Laszlo tumblr memes as payback for the whole coffin thing :)

if only we met sooner

if only we had met sooner

i might be really good at golf now

and although you’ve been practicing

you’re still losing at mario kart somehow

if only we had met before

we might have two cats (or four)

we might have been to turkey

and brought home several more

if only we had met earlier

i’d be joining you at the football matches

then we’d go back, have some dinner

then head to bed where i give you back scratches

if only we had met a two years ago

which is when you first saw me

you might be ready

and maybe i would be too

but i guess now we’ll never know

HE’S SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY

Small things Jimmy Jr has done to prove him and Tina should be endgame.

Never makes fun of her when all his classmates do.

Is as consistent as a 13 year old boy should be about his crush.

Immediately asked where she was when Tina and Gene said she was in danger.

Went to go save Bruce the goose for her when she was distressed about his safety.

Takes her on frozen yogurt dates.

Does not care that his father does not approve of the Belchers.

having anxious attachment styles SUCKS especially with long distance relationships bc yeah we’ve only been talking/dating for 2 months but you called me 3 days in a row bc last week on your way home from work and you message me consistently but i’ve only met you once or twice and now i feel ridiculous for missing you and feeling unmotivated to do anything now that it’s over

i love them

BRIDGERTON SEASON 3 BTS

WILL AND ALICE MONDRICH

guillermo slowly realising that he’s almost certainly related to van helsing and then realising he ate garlic for lunch. pure comedy.