I Love That Our Generation's Humour Is So Fucking Absurd And Makes Only Us Laugh

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

YES TO EMBRACING SEXUAL FLUIDITY YES TO NORMALIZING CASUAL QUEERNESS

#bl tropes who? #the lgbt energy in this building is astronomical!

Exactly my thoughts like 2 hours ago

all i want to do is embroider and listen to audiobooks, but NO i must do calculus

Will I be enough for you?

In that moment, I was Thorn and Thorn was me

Road trip aesthetics when you're underage

* Stopping at the gas station and buying incredibly overpriced granola bars because you're a stupid lazy fuck who left all the snacks at home

* Struggling with the seat belt

* Having no data in the middle of the woods

* Fighting with your father for the right to pick the music (and losing eventually)

* Numb ass

* Trying to concentrate on reading but failing

* Begging your father to stop in the meadow so you could run through the grass but not getting permission to do it

* Akward silence for 3+ hours

* Dehydration though you brought water

Nothing brings me more joy than the fact that there's this new generation of young, mainstream British comedians that discuss misogyny, homophobia, racism, mental health and transphobia so casually and openly. Just by normalizing "pc comedy" they're attracting thousands of young, progressive fans and creating a community i didn't know i needed :')

Entering your Productive™ phase for exactly 24 minutes a day, if you miss it, you're screwed

Adding 3848037 new books to your list, never finishing any

Getting interested in something and then dropping it 2 hours later

Trying to organize a study group with your friends but your meetings turn into heated discussions about the futility of getting a degree

Putting off your hw to the next morning on the condition that you wake up earlier - you never do

Modern chaotic academia things:

(think dark academia minus the grace)

Coffee and cigarettes for breakfast

That hazy, grey sky, empty city feeling you only get when you're unwilling awake at 5:30 am

Being pulled aside by your teacher cos the last paper assignment you handed in smelt of weed

TEA AND COFFEE STAINS EVERYWHERE

Hurriedly doing your homework/coursework that's due in 30 minutes on the train to school

Experimenting with strange sleep patterns to see if it helps you study

Spending more time taking dark academia aesthetic photos than actually working on said academia

It is impossible to work without a podcast or lofi hip hop in the background

Or without listening to the accompaniment music to your favourite musical theatre songs

Buying and stockpiling ultra sour/spicy food to keep you awake

Being able to locate your nearest bizzaar shop with frightening accuracy and making after-school trips there

Believing more in your good luck charms and crystals than your actual ability for exams

W H I S K E Y

Memorising strange Latin phrases solely because they sound thought provoking when translated

Hyperfocusing on work at 1 am

Commuting around the city with either electronic or rock music BLARING in your headphones but listening to quiet podcasts when you're alone in your room

Blowing off your studies to go out with friends but taking a book because you feel guilty

An OBSESSION with succulents

Please stop buying succulents

Trying to rock the 'office chic blouse/dress shirt with black tie' look but it ends up looking so crumpled you ressemble an actual office worker at the end of their shift

Changing the settings on your phone to try and immerse yourself in your new language, failing spectacularly and having no idea how to change it back

The above but when your keyboard settings start glitching and your texts are punctuated by nonsense from another languらたの、

Every book you own has creased pages, most of which are your doing

Going on midnight walks to clear your mind but you're instead worried you're gonna get stabbed on said walk

Memeing with teachers to the point your relationship with them feels awkward and skewed

You are the mother of at least 50 smaller school children and you know about all their problems

And my favourite:

Procrastinating by learning how to elegantly draw a curve in calculus instead of doing your calculus homework

Feel free to continue the list - I'll come back and add more if I think of any new ones.

When I first read Pride and Prejudice I was 14 and couldn't care less. Now, three years later I find myself completely engrossed in this book. I cannot believe my attachment to Lizzy and Mr Darcy. My overpowering interest in the novel does not cease to surprise me

You weren't born bisexual, you chose to read Pride & Prejudice and fell in love with both Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy

Damn I can't wait

You decide to check out that kinn porsche show after spotting the gifs on your dash and four months later you’re knee deep in Gay Bangkok Bridge, Stairs of Death, lays and seaweed crisps product placement, architecture and engineering as the only two options in university, wet towel on head is the best medicine, rhapsodising over fan service, head pats and little hoop earrings in the left ear…

The tumblr clue crew experience is seeing the same 5 posts 10 times in one afternoon and realizing each of those posts has like 30 notes total