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Richard Papen is so stupid

His shady friends were like “Hey let’s go for a ride in the night” after they had confided in him that they’d MURDERED someone and didn’t plan on going to jail for it and he was one of the two people that knew about it and Richard was like “yeah sure why not what can POSSIBLY go wrong”

I wish my life were a quick and aesthetically pleasing montage to a cool soundtrack

Like I want to live in a feel-good Hollywood movie not a fucking indie

Hey, am I the only one who doesn’t like the night mode IN THE NIGHT. I just get blinded by the fucking w h i t e text on the b l a c k backround it isn't natural come on guys

Here’s a playlist of my favorite Russian music for y’all who want to get a taste of another culture and try something new and beautiful

I've already had this fanfic-y sort of relationship where we both had had crushes on each other for a long time before we confessed our feelings but in hindsight that relationship was hollow as shit. It was all about the aesthetic of loving someone instead of actually knowing and loving your partner for what they are. It didn't help that it was an online relationship, too. So I both want and do not want to experience a romcom-like relationship again, because even though it's fun at first, reality always kicks in eventually. It's like recording a video of popping a christmas cracker and making it look all fancy and pretty, but then still having to sweep up the confetti afterwards

All the romantic dramas I've watched in the past month have poisoned my brain and deluded me into thinking that I too have a chance at a genuine romantic relationship full of angst but also comfort and mutual pining which is as far from reality as possible and I am not okay

Do you ever fall in love with someone get really hurt get your heart broken then turn off your ability to fall for somebody so you won't get hurt anymore then some person shows interest in you and you start texting and then they reply later then usually and you start stressing out even though you don't have a crush on them and you hate yourself even more?

CAUSE IT SURE HAPPENED TO ME

I can relate to this song so so so much it's scary

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

I feel like if I do this to my crush/friend we'll stop being friends... and by that I mean she'll probably ghost me because what the fuck

when you finally get to flirt with the guy you've been in love with for years and so your first course of action is to ... eat his hands?

Remember when Marina and the Diamonds said : "I wish I wasn't such a narcissist

I wish I didn't really kiss the mirror when I’m on my own

Oh God, I’m gonna die alone

Adolescence didn’t make sense

A little loss of innocence

The ugly years of being a fool

Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?"

Yeah... I felt that. Really wish I were a teen idle