Oh That Haircut Uhhhhh Who Wants To Talk About Awstens Hole Instead

how I read the most toe-curling, spine-shattering, nerve-wrecking, nastiest smut ever written in this god forsaken app

hey everyone did we know awsten apparently auditioned for euphoria two years ago? here is the video, watch at your own risk.. it’s definitely not… academy award-winning, to put it mildly. the upload date is jan 21, 2020.

fwiw the character, darian is a 17-year-old described as an “outsider, sensitive, vulnerable, and mischievous.”

the video was uploaded by dana sims who is apparently a talent agent in LA so make of that and what it says about awsten’s career ambitions what you will.

before anyone (see: twitter) gets mad about this, it’s publicly posted (not even unlisted) on vimeo and is incredibly easy to find (i searched ‘awsten’ that’s it…literally nothing else) so… what’s fair is fair.

new hair means new album means new zach sang interview can i get an amen

The way ppl overuse the word uncanny when talking about video game aesthetics these days has gotten exhausting atp, lol.

I personally love these little things, and am always hovering over ones I don’t recognize to find out what they are, and why my sim got them, which I’m pretty fucking sure was the point of why they look like they do to begin with, but what do I know.

Hi my name is Awsten Constantine Knight i have bright red hair but it used to be blue and pink and yellow and before that it was green and before that it was purple. Anyway I'm the lead singer of a band called Waterparks and our management is the guys from Good Charlotte, which is how I'm friends with Mikey Way from My Chemical Romance (AN: if you don't know who they are get da hell out of here!) He's played for my band and taken us on tour which is awesome because he's a major fucking hottie

Paramore perform at 3Arena in Dublin, Ireland (2023) by Ciaran Mooney

He's been there for hours-

You don't have to like it, but the people who know - know that on Fandom, High Def was about Michaela and on GH the chorus of Lowkey is about her and obvi Fruit Roll Ups is about her. So munch on that.

- iz

I think it’s really important that we hold everyone accountable. I was in their circle but I need to stay anon - please read this. Mel is Jewel’s best friend. They’ve known each other for years and Mel met Jawn through Jewel. They used to ALL hook up. Geoff knows about this btw. They ALL knew about it. Daphne found out that Jawn lied to her about Jewel and him and she lost it back in 2019/2020. They all turned on Daphne immediately; Mel lied to Daphne - who found out later on that Mel was also a fuck buddy too - to stay in the Waterparks circle and be *popular*. Mel flipped out on the friend group one time at a concert for “showing off as a fan” because “it’s embarrassing and Awsten hates it”. That same group is now defending Mel out of fear. They gaslit Daphne in to being crazy to protect their own egos and they are terrified of Awsten of finding out so they can still get guest list and invited to things. Unfortunately, a lot is coming to light and they’re throwing anyone and everyone under the bus. It’s been overdue for years now.

They’re not good people - everyone that is friends and protect Jawn are NOT. There has always been a reason why Awsten never affiliated with this group nor supported the others relationships. Awsten is aware.

This needs to be known. All parties should be held accountable. Again - Jewel, Geoff’s GF, is MEL’s BEST FRIEND - it’s on all social platforms and their IG for proof!! Put the pieces together and do yourselves all a favor - stop giving these people attention.

so. this has been sitting in our inbox for just a few hours now, and with the information it detailed we REALLY wanted to check our sources with this one. we also didn't want to post this without knowing if daphne had okay'd this information being shared. that being said, i have had a conversation with daphne today that has confirmed all this information here to be true. daphne has given me permission to share these messages and get details out there.

the first message of this was her responding to me letting her know that we received this anon, for context. her first messages to me were letting me know that someone previously involved with this blog may have been geoff's now girlfriend, jewel. previous admins of this blog no longer have access, and haven't had it for awhile since me, iz and blue took over.

here is the confirmation from daphne that every detail of this anon is true, as well as more information regarding jewel and geoff's involvement.

and for the record, here is daphne's confirmation that we were allowed to share this post as well as her messages to me.

more info on jewel, name is crossed out since it's the name she thought was the alias jewel was using while possibly on here, which i have since cleared up with her since i personally know the admin she believed it was.

and further info after i asked if awsten knew anything of this. just for clarity. there is also confirmation that jewel is the reason behind geoff and chloe breaking up.

if we receive anything further, it will be updated here as long as daphne is allowing us to share this. and i want to state at the end of this that all of us here are sending so much love and support to daphne through this time, no matter what. it has been made clear to her how much we support and respect her.

-kirsten

fuckk im tryna hit oh my god my shit is throbbinggg this ain't no joke😭