This Sounds Exactly Like My Friend

This sounds exactly like my friend

I know Coyle is a shrimpy boy but he’s still like a good 5-6 inches taller than me and that works for me😏

I just know he could yeet me across the room and break my back 🥐

I would pull out all the tricks in the book for him: Gluck Gluck 3000, kegal squeezes, throwing it back, etc. He wouldn’t even know what hit him.

I just know this man would have a cock the size of a subway footlong and eat pussy like his life depends on it.

I even love his crispy side, he’s PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL. He has such a way with words😳🥵 I want to carry his child; a little baby Coyle 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️I’m just being insane now.

I’m sure homie would be the type to just nut in you and I’m all about it. I want to be leaking his cum like a damn snail all day 😮‍💨

I’ve never had a crush on a fictional character before so this is a new experience for me. Liking someone I can’t just have. So in a way it’s kind of heartbreaking? Sounds stupid but MY HEART AND PUSSY ACHE FOR HIM.

Rip Leland, you would have loved bubblegum flavored vapes 😘

Thank you for attending another one of my Ted Talks :)

in response to the leaked king salmonid scream

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1 year ago

me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

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2 years ago

reblog for AUTISM!!!

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1 year ago

Love the

floyd, the GAY one

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8 months ago

happy birthday from me jeremy!

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2 years ago

Thanks guys for the love in the last cotl posts I've drawn, now have another that I creatively thought up this time

Reblogs>Likes

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6 years ago

You’re Quoted By The Police As Saying He Helped You. How Could This Psychotic Killer Benefit Society?

you’re quoted by the police as saying he helped you. how could this psychotic killer benefit society? amanda, do you–

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3 years ago

Hey happy autism month. Yep. April is that month. Fun reminder to not use the puzzle piece, blue and don’t be dicks to people with autism.

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1 year ago

Just saw this and oh my god. It makes me love Leshy more

This worm is autistic and there is nothing you can do about it.

I keep seeing this headcanon floating around, and I really am inclined to agree. Whether intentional or not, Leshy is quite possibly the single most autistic-coded character in Cult of the Lamb. Evidence:

He has a visible motor tic in-game with the little head twitch thing that he does.

The volume of his voice is inconsistent, alternating between average and LOUD.

When first encountering a would-be sacrifice in Darkwood, the swordsman says that Leshy is "hungry." This is noteworthy because Gods don't seemingly need to eat, implying sensory-seeking behavior on his part.

As further evidence of sensory-seeking, in the short that the above screenshot comes from, when given a flower, he eats it. Enthusiastically.

In this same short, he's cooking just fine until he becomes enamored with a butterfly, a moving object, fluttering by his head.

They had him working a grill. It's practically spelled out at this point.

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