Lately Ive Been Bedridden With A Terrible Case Of I Dont Wanna

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

let's observe with mama

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

oh how the turns have tables

babe wake up colossal squid footage dropped

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

Acorn Weevil, a crochet pattern designed by Kylie Slee on Ravelry.

Find the free video tutorial here!

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on