gohan kin moment
Inigo when I give him a flea bath
"like" if you see this post :(
My birthday is tomorrow and there is still no me x Kaidan birthday fics 🥱/j
Carl my beloved baby
What are your three favorite turtles? :)
THANK YOU FOR ASKING! :D!!
i want to squish his cheeks and then chew on them like I'm his grandma but also a rabid animal
I kinda wanna hug from Raph, I’m not doing very good today.. if he wants to tho..
all ur gonna get from raph is an awkward side-hug. consider yourself EXTREMELY lucky ! !!!!!! !! !! hope u feel better
”Jesus Christ, what is that?”
”How is it alive?”
"What does it want?"
”Will it hurt me?”
”Will it hurt my children?”
It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
i want to kies him
Color Challenge with Piccolo
my pfp is my friends drawing of me im literally the poopoo creature guys!!! also im reptile posting
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