Jarl Balgruuf Is Giving Asgore

Y'all my dovahkiin is about to give Inigo a flea bath he is so done with this shit.

GRAH THAT SHOULD BE ME

Goku and Big Green

"Larry's so hot 🥰🥰!!"

mf he a kraang droid

Me fr

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

So Piccolo does bleed purple canonically in the manga, right?

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Does that mean he's big, mean, green, and full of Lean?

Lean Piccolo is cannon

Nebarra Stimboard!!

Gold, armor, dice, crystal, skyrim, elf, altmer, high elf, royal, knight

(Gifs do not belong to me.)

When it's your birthday and the first notifications you get is "HUMAN REMAINS FOUND UNDER HOUSE IN (your city)"

yellow bellied slider. case closed.

dummy question but r ur turtles based on any species in particular or r they jst generic green boys like the shows (not including rise obv)

yeh idk just som green turtles 🤷

Yassification final form

I have no words to explain myself and I hope daedra drag me into oblivion for what I've done

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.