bastard-in-armor - not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)
not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)

she/her, 19. I don't really post cool shit sorry

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1 year ago
Tom Musto ‘85

Tom Musto ‘85


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1 year ago

My special talent is pretending I want to contribute to society and be a normal person

1 year ago

400 million years of wizardry and the 'counterspell + fist-sized rock' strategy has yet to be meaningfully improved upon

1 year ago

Notes from JE Sawyer's stream:

Toward the end of development, every location would have a day or half a day to complete. Most of the border locations suffered from this like Searchlight Airport, and thus did not have a lot of time for Lore™

Something specific JE Sawyer wanted to add if they had time: more bug testing, postgame, more Legion content

Testing for Caravan took place during idle times like lunch. Implementation was not difficult. JE says he regrets making it not as easy to understand.

The musical cutoff point was JFK's assassination

"Arcade is not my self insert 🎵"

JE sang the Lonesome Drifter's songs because there weren't many options when they realized they should implement performances. He didn't put them on the radio because he felt it wasn't professional enough. When Bethesda used his Home on the Wastes he was surprised

He chose Goodsprings because when he visited it he liked the idea of starting somewhere small and isolated.

"I feel people responded well to Veronica and Arcade at a time when lgbtq representation was not very common"

"Arcade does not represent me in the game."

Arcade was JE's player character but so was Jean Baptiste-Cutting, and he is also not JE's self insert

He is happy that Arcade is part of the conversation about how representation happens and that as a result there is a broader spectrum of representation. He has seen the discussion about whether being "gay" is a character's entire personality

Carry weight can be a good part of playing a game, but sometimes it just feels vestigial

He feels that karma was more or less vestigial and unnecessary

JE designed cazadors

Vault experiments: were mostly recycled from their time at Black Isle

There's one JSawyer mod, other modders can use it and do what they like just be clear that their mod isn't his

The reason why the Legion has less content is because the devs designed the content on the map from the inside out

He likes the feel and aesthetic of Fallout 4's power armor, but doesn't like getting power armor early. Prefers a sense of progression in equipment depending on stage of the game

Lip sync for NPCs is procedural

Likes Zachary Levi :)

New Vegas's orange tint was found early. Pre-Fallout 4, the lighting engine was not strong, and without a tint everything washes out.

Multiple currencies was JE's idea

JE disagrees with Avellone about the setting being "too civilized" and prefers post-postapoc where people try to rebuild

6, 10, Kings, Jacks are his suggestions for Caravan

The only planned possible "romance" was getting elvis-weddinged to Cass

His rules for music: nothing past 1964, mostly country, some ratpack, more down tempo and mellow songs

John Gonzalez did the writing for Benny, and the Tops characters

THE POWDER GAMERS

Sunny Smiles was never supposed to be a companion

Ulysses' dialog was so big it wouldn't fit on the disc to be a vanilla companion

Cass was the second largest companion

"The ghosts in Baja" are an intentional mystery

Fallout Berlin. Fallout Midwest 2. Fallout New York. Fallout Quebec

Camp Forlorn Hope was a lot of work, mostly by Charles Staples


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1 year ago

the sword was struck into the riverbed and where the water parted to either side of it a great city was built and when the sword was drawn the river closed like the jaws of a serpent to swallow the city

1 year ago

Yay, I've been tagged.

Last song: Outside - Childish Gambino

Favorite color: Slate blue

Last TV show: Blue Eye Samurai (it's really good)

Currently watching: Nothing

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Savory? Kind of a bland, eats-bagels-plain person myself

Current obsession: Being anxious about procrastinating but not actually doing the thing I'm procrastinating on

Last thing I googled: "Do intelligent people drink more" (I wanted to see the data so I could complain in my head about how biased it was) (not every study is created equally)

Tags: @goobied @starwarsrebirth (you guys are the only friends I have on tumblr besides Joey who tagged me on this lmao)

chain post was long so i'm restarting it, thank you for the tag @dr-deathdefying !!!

Last Song: Bang Pop by Free Energy

Favourite colour: green (at the moment 💚)

Last TV Show/Movie: I Love Lucy

Currently watching: Doctor Who (rewatching/random classic who eps)

Sweet, Spicy or Savory: savoury

Relationship status: in a relationship <3

Current Obsession: Doctor Who forever and always

Last thing I googled: still life with oysters and lemon

tagging @whycellothurr @youcouldbewonderful @lurking-latinist @heimeldat @sokkalore @sightofsea and anyone else who wants to share <3

1 year ago
It's Always Sunny In New Vegas
It's Always Sunny In New Vegas
It's Always Sunny In New Vegas
It's Always Sunny In New Vegas

it's always sunny in new vegas

description under da cut

[image ID: 4 images, fallout new vegas redraws of episode stills from the tv series "it's always sunny in philadelphia". all dialogue is in the form of captions typical of tv shows, with a white font on a black subtitle box.

eli, lelelego's courier, and rose of sharon cassidy (cass) are standing in a dirty public bathroom. cass is lighting a very short cigarette. eli is standing a few paces away, looking weirded out. cass says "so, uh, you're gay, huh?

cass, standing in front of a cubicle. she's still lighting the cigarette. she asks, "for pay or for free?"

eli, looking to the side like he's confused by the question, says "uh, for free, I guess."

cass, now putting the cigarette to her mouth, smiles and says, "chump." /end ID]

also, the pics were from alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia :>


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1 year ago
Wearing This On A Shirt While All The Soldiers At Hoover Dam Shuffle Past Me Miserably Because Their

Wearing this on a shirt while all the soldiers at Hoover Dam shuffle past me miserably because their general just got thrown 700 feet onto concrete and popped like a grape on impact


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1 year ago

When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said "Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also 'Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“


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1 year ago

so i've got family in nyc and i visit every so often and i like to just wander around the city. so i go to FAO Schwarz the big toy store just to look around right when the new star wars movie was coming out (i don't remember which one but one of the new sequel ones that wasn't rogue one) and just as you would expect, there are a million star wars toys but my eye catches on one particular set of shelves where they have these little dolls

So I've Got Family In Nyc And I Visit Every So Often And I Like To Just Wander Around The City. So I

and there are a few general huxes and a few reys and a few finns but then there's a shelf and a half of LOBOT (seen above).

Now, if you didn't grow up with an unhealthy obsession of original trilogy star wars lore between the ages of 12-14 you might not understand who this figure is. he is this guy

So I've Got Family In Nyc And I Visit Every So Often And I Like To Just Wander Around The City. So I

and gets flashed once on screen with this shot as a kind of jumpscare which I think was kind of mean to the actor that they just used his face with a head massager as a jumpscare. anyway, i'm getting carried away, but the point is he only shows up in the background of a few moments in the movie after that. in the credits he is even listed as "lando's aide" and he acquired the name lobot because he ended up having no lines in the movie and people suggested that he was lobotomized and his brain was replaced with those metal things seen above. anyway, the fandom went wild with it and came up with all kinds of stories but none of this explains why, in one of the most famous toy stores in the usa, in the middle of a star wars craze, i found nearly 200 lobot dolls on racks and only a handful of other star wars characters. i tried explaining how weird this is to my partners and family members and friends and everyone just looks at me with this blank robotic stare.

now, i just occasionally spend a moment or two every day thinking about whoever it was that decided to overproduce an insane quantity of lobot toys and what they're up to these days


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1 year ago
Reblog This Lego Yoda For No Reason

Reblog this lego Yoda for no reason


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1 year ago

some of the funniest shit in A New Hope are Luke's reaction to his uncle and aunt being burnt to a crisp and Leia's reaction to her entire planet blowing up, lol.

like...there are no intense emotions under George Lucas


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1 year ago

why are there so many people who fetishize MLM in roleplay communities. If I see you describe a relationship with two men as "yaoi" I will run for the hills. Goodbye


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1 year ago

while i’m here ig i’ll post this one too

While I’m Here Ig I’ll Post This One Too

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1 year ago

inspired by @ crimeronan & @ ghostzzy's respective codependency polls. cue round 3, ft. dynamics i've encountered in the wild with my own ocs 👍


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1 year ago

shout out to Town of Salem for being the superior old man prequel to Among Us


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1 year ago

arthurian dashboard simulation

Arthurian Dashboard Simulation

🦌 jovesganymede

lancelot kind of homophobic for killing that giant just for keeping knights in a dungeon to whip. or jealous 

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🧅 villeinous

morgan le fay needs to stop trying to fuck her way about the table round and come to my hamlet. out of the way chastityboy i’m about to get it

🧅 villeinous

jesu i have been trapped for a year to be drained with diabolic sex

🐗 hungryserf

op where is this happening. the diabolic sex

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✍🏻 tonsurance

we need to get gawain off the streets every time i check in he’s killed twenty more knights when does it end 

🔮 preeminentwycche

i heard he was unicorning for older het couples 

🫂 merlinbignaturals

serial killer AND bad bi rep 

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🖼 theilluminatedmaid

reopening commissions !! <3 the farm has been razed to the ground again and even one would help so much

🖼 theilluminatedmaid

i just got a guinevere x lancelot commission from MORGAN LE FAY ?? 😭😭

🫘 t4tgwencelot

she’s actually so real

🦌 jovesganymede

need her

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🐻 strongandtrue

if i saw merlin i’d kill him with a hammer

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✝️ spiritussanctus

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actually some of the most disgusting shit i’ve ever seen on this hellsite all you freaks unfollow me rn if you find this shit funny. those are real knights with real families. i bet op is a fucking gw/ncelot too

🪰 wretchedesthive

lancelot isn’t going to fuck you

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⚔️ roundtablewatch

sir kay spotted in camelot

🐗 hungryserf

girl who cares

🫦 nakedasaneedle

likely place for him to be


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1 year ago

Hello, Video Game Youtuber. Despite being a "lore expert," you appear to have not noticed that the main character of the game you love uses they/them pronouns. You have 30 minutes to speedrun editing the correct pronouns into all your videos or I will detonate the bombs planted inside your gaming PC, killing you instantly


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1 year ago

Man, I sincerely hope the lawsuits against Senate Bill 458 in Montana succeed. Its binary and strictly "biological" definition of sex (which it applied to many different laws) was clearly meant to prevent transgender people from being legally recognized.

Also, it's hilarious because if you happen to have missing parts in your reproductive system, you won't actually fit in the definition for "male" or "female" here even if that's your biological sex and what you identify as. LOL

And of course, there's Senate Bill 99, which prevents any kind of gender affirming care for minors, though it was blocked in September. Not sure how long that will last though. For some reason, there's always so little coverage on these issues, so you have no idea what exactly is going on.


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1 year ago

you know i was thinking about it and since both the force and the inner workings of the human mind are arguably non-observable phenomena i think force-based academia should look a lot like psychology. current arguments and achievements of note include:

are the living and universal force actually different???

are the living and universal force actually connected at all???

those two factions of academics who hate each other's guts and theories and methodology (feat. pragmatists who figured out that the theories work together really effectively when practiced??? just saying)

FIGURING OUT WHY IT WORKS IS SECONDARY TO THE FACT THAT IT DOES WORK, JOCASTA

YOU CANNOT JUST DO THINGS WITH THIS METHOD WHEN YOU CAN'T ESTABLISH ITS SCIENTIFIC VALIDITY, YODA

that one researcher who accidentally won the space nobel prize in physics while trying to figure out how it is Physically Possible for the Jedi to do That One Thing

we have no empirical evidence that "the force" exists and therefore we can ONLY make conclusions based on observable events--- (loud angry yelling)

incredible amounts of popular misinformation and pseudoscience being distributed to the public still somehow

psychometric abilities: discrete or dimensional?

look. this experiment was completely unethical and we would never do anything like it today BUT---

this used to be true but then we told people about it and it changed as a result of that awareness. no we're not lying to you----

everything can be 100% traced back to a biomedical source

nothing can be 100% traced back to a biomedical source

force abilities are actually linked to overarching social factors like socioeconomic status of parents and--- *yelling from the back* OKAY BUT WHAT DO WE DO WITH THAT

look. listen. 60% applicability is golden in this field. you're a hard science researcher you wouldn't understand how hard it is to study an invisible energy field with a mind of its own

and, of course, the interdisciplinary argument staple

that isn't actually a real science :/


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1 year ago

Skyrim genders: Do you have your elbows outwards or inwards

Image ID: A Nord in Skyrim, with his shoulders squared and his elbows out. End ID
Image ID: A Nord in Skyrim, with her arms daintily by her sides and her elbows inwards. End ID
1 year ago

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

1 year ago

Fallout New Vegas has an impressively cohesive thesis considering how big of a game it is. The theme of “if society cannot move on from the past, it will repeat the sins of the past” is present in all of the main factions and most of the minor factions. The DLCs extrapolate that to a personal scale.

I just can’t think of a theme that is THAT integral to every part of the game in any other fallout game I’ve played


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1 year ago

TODD HOWARD IN THE AUDIENCE JUST. SEETHING WITH HATRED


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