Maidens only desire the finest of knights. Like Guinevere, they lust after gallant Lancelot even when wed to the noble and kind Arthur. It's over, nay, it never began for us few who can not hope to rival their mythic Lancelot in physique nor fair face.
Today, I approached a fine lady on the road. She was clearly of noble lineage, or so it seemed by her clothing and soft features. I shared a few words with her and offered to allow her to ride my horse. Suddenly, her face twisted, and she objected, "Sir, I am all-ready promised to another."
Another! Who must this be, another Lancelot, no doubt! Tall and handsome with noble blood.
Once again, maidens have left me despondent. There is no romance for those of us whose faces are malformed like ogres. For they are as their nature wills it: wanton harlots in the presence of Lancelot, and barren virgins in the face of us virtuous yet physically cursed men.
Do you notice how most recent Sinfest comic just don't have characters anymore. With the old Sinfest it had characters with clear defined personalities like Slick, Monique and Squigley while the newest comic characters don't even have names and either incredibly bland or just antisemitic stereotypes.
It's kind of poetic, the way racism replaced his comic piece by piece, illustrating how much hate consumed him. This year, he didn't have a New Year's storyline. The year 2024 just kind of stopped being in the comic and hasn't been acknowledged, and there wasn't even a "Happy New Year" strip, I waited until the first Sunday of the year and it's just literally burning a trans flag and locking up The Jew. Even the art is bad, completely devoid of all the cartoony charm it once had.
This strip is often posted as "the finale of Good Sinfest", and it's not that he doesn't make strips like this anymore, he can't. He's no longer capable. Those skills are gone, that man is dead. Sinfest as a comic hasn't existed in years, and the comic on it's web site doesn't even superficially resemble it, and the man who makes that comic doesn't even superficially resemble the man who made Sinfest. There's just nothing left of that guy any more.
you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
You should definitely play Caves of Qud but you should also follow the people involved on bluesky because this is how they respond to negative reviews.
they need to make a separate search function for when you do not wanna fuck the character youre looking up
So, have you made any friends recently? I'd love to meet them if you could introduce me to them!
I have only one friend, his name is Poot and he's a pink bunny! We spend time together very often and we love each other's company :)
I don't know who you are but I like you already
Turns you into a potato farmer
confession: i know everyone hates it, i still want to play starfield whenever it next goes on sale.
boring sci-fi nasa aesthetic.... i love it
she/her, 19. I don't really post cool shit sorry
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