The Sword Was Struck Into The Riverbed And Where The Water Parted To Either Side Of It A Great City Was

the sword was struck into the riverbed and where the water parted to either side of it a great city was built and when the sword was drawn the river closed like the jaws of a serpent to swallow the city

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7 months ago

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i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.

4 months ago

I think the stormtroopers would still win. They have superior firepower -- blasters pack a punch, especially when their enemies aren't wearing any armor -- and they have extra mobility if you consider jumptroopers (the dudes with the jetpacks, who also exist in canon) and scout troopers with their speeder bikes.

I don't think that blaster bolts in Star Wars experience notable bullet drop -- their trajectory seems to be straight -- though because they're made of plasma they probably lose their "shape" and velocity before they can go far out of trajectory if they go far enough without hitting anything.

That in mind, though, their blasters are probably more accurate.

Also, I think the sturmtruppen's tactics wouldn't work well against the Empire's stormtroopers, as the Empire's stormtroopers have tactics similar to theirs except they have better tech and more efficient communication (comms in helmets). Gas probably wouldn't work against them because of their helmet filters. If both sides have artillery, the (Galactic Empire's) stormtroopers are 100% winning.

As we see in the movies, the Empire's match in tactics was actually guerilla tactics, not being fought head on or trench warfare (which we see a bit of in Solo.)

Also I guess it depends on how you want to see the stormtroopers in Star Wars, but I feel the general consensus is just that the protagonists have mega plot armor when it comes to them, and them not being able to see in their helmets isn't canon, just a gag (some people have explained it away as the helmets' extra features allowing more visbility to cease functioning when removed improperly -- I think this might be a thing in the Legends/EU but not canon?)

But yeah Long Live The Empire

CALLING ALL HISTORY NERDS AND STAR WARS FANS!

I have a question I have been debating. In a one on one battle on a battlefield, which army would win, Star Wars Stormtroopers or WW1 German Sturmtruppen? The Stormtroopers have better tech but the Sturmtruppen use better tactics.

2 weeks ago

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
7 months ago

I think my favorite youtube videos are the ones with a minuscule number of views and it's some random American with a southern accent showing you some majestic scene of nature during a long hike or something


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1 year ago

Skyrim genders: Do you have your elbows outwards or inwards

Image ID: A Nord in Skyrim, with his shoulders squared and his elbows out. End ID
Image ID: A Nord in Skyrim, with her arms daintily by her sides and her elbows inwards. End ID
9 months ago
Space Catholic “will My Dog Go To Heaven” Since Droids Don’t Have A Force Signature
Space Catholic “will My Dog Go To Heaven” Since Droids Don’t Have A Force Signature

space catholic “will my dog go to heaven” since droids don’t have a force signature

inspired by the last paragraph of this post lmao


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1 year ago

some of the funniest shit in A New Hope are Luke's reaction to his uncle and aunt being burnt to a crisp and Leia's reaction to her entire planet blowing up, lol.

like...there are no intense emotions under George Lucas


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1 year ago

400 million years of wizardry and the 'counterspell + fist-sized rock' strategy has yet to be meaningfully improved upon

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bastard-in-armor - not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)
not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)

she/her, 19. I don't really post cool shit sorry

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