I’m Sorry, I Just Can’t Imagine Dazai “I’m Declaring This Boy Mine On Day 1 And Then Thinking

The wildest thing about soukoku is people asking left and right "is that canon?" And then it being canon.

Like what do you mean Dazai pushed chuuya into his lap after they both risked their lives knowing the other would save them? What do you mean Dazai admited 3 times that for his 7 years of knowing Chuuya, he thinks about Chuuya when he's bored. What do you mean they're confirmed soulmates? What do you mean Dazai put saving the entire world on hold just so Chuuya could have the choice of finding out if he's human or not? What do you mean after everything, Dazai believes with his entire being that Chuuya is human? What do you mean that the reason he waited to escape from the mafia dungeon was so he could tease Chuuya and make him do something embarrassing to celebrate their reunion? What do you mean in an alternate universe they escape the mafia together?

But yeah, soukoku isn't canon guys.

(???)

he. in fact, did not catch the hint

More cat skk for you sick freaks

Just a silly little guy doing silly little things

So silly

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never forget how the mainstream media spread the fake beheaded babies news while completely ignoring the 40,000+ palestinians butchered by israel.

*regurgitates joke from spiderverse* 🍵

been a while since I played Obey Me, did anything interesting happen?

Fr like what does he expect?

Fyodor is so silly for sending Chuuya to Dazai as if they aren’t gonna come back stronger and gayer than ever before