Why Aren't Pagans More Afraid Of Starbucks Baristas?

Gotham city is just the reverse Disneyland. Instead of all of your dreams coming true it's all of your nightmares coming true.

WAIT HALLMARK MOVIES ARE MADE BY THE CARD COMPANY????

This whole time I thought that there was a director named Hallmark who was famous for making really bad Christmas movies and thus the name Hallmark movies.

Radon in the air

Ok I haven't watched arcane because I don't have Netflix but I've been seeing clips and people's fanart and such over however long the shows been out and I've only just realized that-

This dude

And this dude

Are not the same person.

I just thought the bottom dude was the top dude after he got a little fudged up and had a depressed villain era.

Which now that I'm looking at them side by side that doesn't make much sense and I can tell the difference but until just now I had never seen any media with the two of them in the same place together so I just assumed they were the same person.

I will steal your socks and souls.

One One One One-One won one one.

Is a grammatically correct sentence. Because a singular person named (first) One (middle) One (and two last names {yes you can have two and you usually do if you're Mexican EX: Juan Angelo Rivera-Sanchez}) One-One Won a singular one

Imagine if we had eyeballs on our knees

I'm listening to malevolent for the first time and I'm on episode 2 and I have to ask.

Is Arthur a DND character why are dice rolling and knowledge just spontaneously appears? It sounds like eye possession dude is a player Arthur is his character and he's rolling for history checks.

Can eyes scar? Like... If you scratch your eye and it heals up does it scar? Do your eyes get scarred up after surgery? If they do does the scarring work the same as scarring on your skin?

What if the name Carson is just Short for commit arson