Mirror Mirror On The Wall.

Why is there no fanart of gojo as a skeleton? This is a missed opportunity.

Do you ever just wake up gasping for air because you were having a dream where you in a swimming pool underwater and since you obviously can't breathe underwater you hold your breath in the dream and then accidentally suffocate yourself in real life.

If you put an object down in a public place and leave it alone. if it moves on its own when you're not there and you come back to see it's shifted you'll probably think that someone moved it and be completely unaware that you have an object capable of moving on its own whenever it wants.

It could murder you and everyone would think it's the murder weapon and not the murderer.

You could get murdered by a sentient egg timer.

Oof is just the opposite of off.

I just remembered that when I was in elementary school learning multiplication and division me and my entire grade all collectively forgot how to add and subtract so we all had to be retaught how to do it.

Spoilers for Malevolent Parts 8-12

What the actual f**k were these last episodes? This dude had a child who is most definitely dead. John's losing it. Arthur's losing it. John's a fragment of some yellow dude??? These two have almost died like ten times in the past three episodes. Worms part two electric boogaloo. Man you have to wonder what the cop dude was thinking right before he got shot like three seconds after Arthur warned him. Arthur has committed another murder. Also what's up with the yellow dude and old women? Is john afraid of old women? He's usually so good at descriptions but the second he sees an old woman he just defaults to 'her skin is sagging' like that's not a normal thing with old people. Also these two need to talk and make better decisions; Arthurs at the hotel and he's like hey this kinda sucks I want to leave and john basically calls him a wimp and Arthur's like well I can't take this lying down and then fails to impersonate a cultist not once but TWICE!!! Then when John realizes that this is a bad idea and wants to back out Arthur just goes on right ahead because he started this thing and now he has to finish it. These guys are idiots. I can't wait to listen to the second season.

We're all hollow.

Hey. So I never owned a furby but what if the reason they were so creepy is because they're highly social creatures that need another one of their kind to function and without it they sort of lose it and try to gain a pseudo companionship with us but due to a difference in behavior and social standards it led to a depressive mental spiral that continued until it died.

Technically speaking humans and avocados have a symbiotic relationship

We found Gojo!