Seungmin: Why Is Minho Hyung Crying On The Floor?

cheesy- bang chan

-texts with Chan when you surprise him with the cheesiest pick up lines!

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Chan: What do you all intend on majoring in?

Jisung: Respecting women.

Felix: Minecraft.

Changbin: Criminal justice and psychology.

Minho: I'm terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life.

Hyunjin: …

Hyunjin: Minecraft as well.

cheesy- lee know

-texts with the Minho where you send him cheesy pick up lines, but the tables turn quickly!

Warnings: very suggestive, mdni

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Jeongin: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Minho:

Minho: I'm gonna tell him.

Chan: Don't you dare.

clingy- hyung line

-texts with skz when you call them clingy 😳

part two l maknae line l masterlist a/n: the person who requested this just lives for the angst 😭

Warnings: Reader is very mean, angst

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Chan:

Lee Know:

Changbin:

Hyunjin:

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QUICK UPDATE!

TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GIVEN ME REQUESTS:

I’m so sorry that I’m taking so long to complete them 😭. They’re all so amazing and I’m trying as hard as I can to complete them. Thank you so much for your patience and I hope you can forgive my TERRIBLE time management skills.

The jealousy texts literally have me laughing out loud omg SEUNGMINSSSSS HAHA

Tyyy! Seungmin’s is my personal fave too ❤️❤️

Jeongin killed me 😭

skz as shit i've heard people in my uni say (warnings: swearing, mentions of whoring around)

chan: you don't understand, even my diarrhea smells of feminism at this point

lee know: *leaving sticky notes for the uni library* thanks for the smut!

changbin: i fuckin love my gym bros they all look like freshly baked buns ready to be eaten with honey

han: i can't let people know i text c.ai in my free time

hyunjin: i can only whore around women but jokingly which is SAD BECAUSE I WANNA WHORE AROUND MEN TOO

felix: my bad i forgot your government name and booked our reservations under 'pookie'

seungmin, while talking about his partner: bro just says so much it's hard to keep track

jeongin: i wish my dad knew i was lactose intolerant so he wouldn't have to get milk

241123 | translation © channie_says gremlinisms [grɛmlɪnizəms] (noun) ⁝⁝ 23 / ?? playful, mischievous behavior adopted by cute dongsaengs when they’re feeling particularly feisty .