New Member Of The Hot Priest Club Amen

when that dance battle started in the first episode, i for real was just ready to accept that that was what they were doing. like yea. dance it out, you little funkies

LADY LESSO IN THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL (2022)

“TAKAMI KEIGO!!”

THE8 for Allure Korea April 2022

Oh. my. god.

Howl X Mikey

nct dream as discord profiles !

yves is an actual angel and got me a whole month of nitro for my birthday 🥺🥺🥺 unfortunately it ends in a couple days so i was playing around with my own profile and thought it would be fun to make some profiles for dream !!

(i didn't actually make these using discord; i went through a whole thing with setting up my own templates so uh. good use of my saturday i guess.)

cw: language, crude humour, some dirty jokes, don't kill me, this is a joke

descriptions below the cut:

mark: part time soundcloud rapper who's only on the server to promote his music and court renjun. paypals anyone willing to stream his songs.

renjun: a fake e girl who uses picrews as his profile pictures and claims he drew them. dupes unsuspecting gamer boys into thinking he's an e girl.... including mark.

jeno: closeted furry who lives in his parents' basement and plays at least 8 hours of fortnite a day. rages on call but refuses to admit to being a toxic gamer.

haechan: toxic yasuo main on league who pollutes the chat with league meta and outdated memes. is solidly convinced that mark is in love with him, and not the resident e girl.

jaemin: genshin whale who will never shut up about his c6 ganyu. has matching statuses with chenle to mock him for always losing 50/50s (actually it's because i forgot to change his)

chenle: genshin f2p who mines bitcoin as a primary occupation and tries to do scam giveaways in the promotions channel. server deafened because he greets every call with high-pitched screaming.

jisung: jeno's poor fortnite buddy who got bribed into listening to mark's music. unironically becomes his biggest fan but refuses to admit it. later evolves into his manager.

twilight & thorn princess ➝ everyone has a secret self they don’t show to other people.

HONGJOONG  ●  ‘GUERRILLA’  TEASER  1

neighbour!kuroo who offers you to stay with him until you've found a new apartment — a small part of him hopes he doesn't seem too eager, another small one wondering if being so close to your ex is going to end up hurting you, but the biggest part of him really hopes that you'll say yes regardless.

who thinks that kenma would snort into his hand if he could see the level of excitement kuroo has to swallow once you agree, apologise for taking up space only to agree vehemently again.

everyday, in the morning when both of you found each other in the kitchen, he opens the newspaper wide for any new apartment postings while you scour the internet; the smell of coffee and breakfast soothing and familiar. a flat far away enough from your ex-boyfriend that you don't have to worry anymore, but secretly he hopes that it's not so far away that he won't ever see you again.

neighbour!kuroo who bids you goodbye when you leave for work first, waiting at the door until he sees you board the elevator safely lest your ex-boyfriend gets the prime idea of harassing you on your way out.

who cackles to himself at the notice hanging on the wall in the entrance hall: the landlord asking for the culprit who taped a tenant's mailbox shut to come forward for community service or to face a fine upon refusal.

kuroo thinks he's got enough money to pay double the fine. (he does plan to mess with it again — to maintain his youthfulness, of course.)

neighbour!kuroo who learns that your work place is not that far away from his own. who wonders if it's far too forward to ask you to spend lunch hour together down the street at the really good coffee shop.

whose heart stutters when he gets a call forwarded from an unknown number only for his ear to meet your voice to ask whether he wanted to meet up for lunch.

(his assistant, looking through the glass wall, raises her eyebrow at the fist pump he throws into the air; her other joining in as soon as she watches kuroo trying to tame his hair but to no avail — stubborn as the head it sits on.)

kuroo also happens to forget to mention that he doesn't like almond paste but when you excitedly show him your favourite pastry with hopeful eyes, lashes caressing your cheeks, a wide grin on your face, he can't help but put his entire life on the line fighting the blush that theatens to overtake his own.

for a second he thinks of refusing, but then he tries the almond riddled pastry, anyway.

he does not like it.

neighbour!kuroo who gets off work half an hour earlier and waits in front of your work place so that he could drive both of you home.

who, with a cocked eyebrow and a sharp retort ready on his tongue, notices a familiar loser linger around the entrance.

"i sure as hell hope you're not here to see who i think you wanna see," he says, looking down his nose at your ex. kuroo, who makes sure to bear his teeth in a resemblance of a sharp smile, who delights in the shifting of uneasy eyes, "but in case you need a reminder of why to stay away, i'm more than happy to help out."

who acts brilliantly inconspicuous once you walk towards him; your boyfriend long gone, shooed away, bullied away, sneered away. (he didn't even have to try that hard.)

neighbour!kuroo who finds it easy to match his long strides to your shorter ones; whose hand swings next to yours. now and then, your knuckles meet his for a split second in a way that makes him want to take your fingers in a tight hold so they can't tease him anymore.

you tell him about an interview you booked for an apartment viewing, excited, asking him whether he had time on the upcoming wednesday at 11 am.

he doesn't, but he says he'll be there with you, anyway.

who tries to ignore the little stab through his ribcage at the thought that he would lose out on your presence before he could even enjoy it to the fullest.

neighbour!kuroo who sends you a smile, void of any cutting edges, eyes crinkling, and tells you, "let's look for more viewings at home."

whose chest squeezes in consolation when you gift him a smile back and nod as you eat the same damn almond pastry; when you don't correct him about home.

neighbour!kuroo who innocently forgets to remind you of looking for more viewings, and instead relishes in the space you occupy on his couch next to him as you settle in with hot tea and a blanket to tackle on the many movies you borrowed from the library.

who gets into a routine with you of making breakfast, washing dishes, saying goodnight and good morning, bickering and teasing, late-night talks and dawn-kissed chats.

who thinks that really, maybe you could just stay here.

taglist | @takes1 @origamipivo @sailanne

@monikosman1311 (i know you didn't ask for a tag, but since you asked for a continuation in the first place—)