Mel: "Tries To Escape The Shop Through A Window To Go To A Fight With Her Knife On Her Hand."

Shushu's child begs his guardian to read to him.

He complained, "I can't sleep unless you read to me!"

But maybe it's not a book, but someone's diary!

Aku:”My brother is truly evil.”

Meanwhile in Cortex’s castle.

Uka crying:”Why is this kid so cute and evil?? She’s even trying to act like me! I didn’t know I was gonna be this kid’s Uncle!”

The “Gently holds” meme.

Sketches(I love heatblast)

Heatblast ~Clearly not goat paws~

vine died and went to the ghost zone

Nice👍

Melody: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Andy: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Felix?

Felix: Probably “road work ahead”.

Claus: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Killer Croc 🐊

Killer Croc in the Park general

General Headcanons

Killer Croc meets another? general F!reader

"Crawfish Boil For Two" general

Indulging in kinks/fertility- General

Friends of Killer Croc- General

"Gazing eyes" General

"Mixed Signals" General x M!reader

"Gazing Eyes Pt. 2" General

"Kiss it Better" General

"Mating Season" Arkham NSFW

"Reverse Mating Season" general NSFW

"Babe, carry me :(" General

"Target Hit" General

"Cupcake" General

"Bad Skin" General

"Aloe Vera" General (sequel to bad skin)

"Keep me from floating" General

"Pint-sized protector" general

"Sharing is Caring" general

"Big and Tall" general

"You again!" general

"Crumbling Crocodile" Killer Croc x Masseuse S/O

"Drowning in Tenderness" general NSFW

"The B-list blues" Killer Croc x f!reader

"Only teeth" Arkham Killer Croc x Reader

"Baby Trust" Killer Croc x Platonic AND Romantic Reader

"Nuzzles and Cuddles" Killer Croc x Reader

"Memorable Valentine's" Killer Croc x Reader Valentine's Date (Valentine's Day Event 2025)

Nom (what is Grufon and Rubilax's reaction to having their cheek bitten?)

Is this the kind of thing you're talking about?

I answer on the assumption that they are bitten by their own guardian. Cuz I love the relationship between guardian and shushu

Grufon is screaming stop, but really he is just embarrassed and happy to be cared for

Rubilax is silent and lets it happen, but he fights back and bites the guardian

Ever since I watched Randomalistic’s Turbo/King Candy video, I’ve been sinking back into my Wreck it Ralph hyperfixation which then made me come up with a crack au of dad Turbo

Like imagine if Turbo never went…..well…..turbo and his game remained plugged in the arcade with Felix over the years. He’s still an egotistic asshole but isn’t as murderous like in the film and sees himself as a role model/inspiration for the newer racing game characters.

But then Sugar Rush is plugged in and he now has a little hell spawn rival who is Princess Vanellope. She’s just as cocky as he is and they’re always spitting insults at each other with the little racer calling him “grandpa” and “bug face”. To her, it’s all fun and games while Turbo is so done with her!

But then he notices her racing and realizes she actually has skills. Maybe not as good as his (no one can ever be better than him) but still impressive. So he gives her tips on how to improve her speed, perform tricks, drive dirty and rough, etc. and then eventually bringing her to practice on his track in his game. Everyone is so astonished by this. Turbo not only openly acknowledging another racer but also teaching them?!

Whether they realize it or not, they develop a mentor/student or pseudo-father/daughter dynamic that has everyone in the arcade giggling at how funny and kinda endearing it is.

Every time Vanellope wins a race, Turbo brags about it to everyone, saying how “She learnt that from me!” And “Of course she won! I’m her teacher after all!!”

He is the ultimate soccer mom who brags nonstop about his winner child and is such a bad role model (encourages cheating and being a show-off) and always spoils her

CUTE!