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Angel Dust: *looking around for triplets*

Angel Dust: *looks over at bar and notices no one is there*

Angel Dust: *walks over behind bar*

Husk: *curled up under bar with kittens sleeping against him*

Husk: *sees Angel* Hey…

Angel Dust: What’s going on here?

Husk: Well it was nap time and I didn’t want to take them all the way upstairs. So I made myself comfy

Angel Dust: *leans in there more* Is Fat Nuggets in there too?

Fat Nuggets: *sleeping beside Husk*

Husk: He’s keeping me warm while I keep them warm *looks down at Noir, Vegas, and Star sleeping*

Angel Dust: *smiles mischievously as he pulls out phone*

Husk: Ang-

*click*

Angel Dust: And this is my new Lock Screen image.

Husk: Goddamnit…

I'm pathetic. I'm lying in bed, hugging the firmest pillow I have wishing it was someone else. Why bother, I'm not going to have it. I cannot show affection, I don't know how. No one's going to love me. Friends like me out of pity. I am a misfortune upon myself. Had I a gun, I wouldn't be writing this. I'm not lasting til 24, by my ways or hands. Placing my bet here.

The animatronics aren't the only thing that get quirky at night.

The funny thing about glamrock fronnie is that, like, how did that even happen canonically?

Did fazbear entertainment say "we need gay rep to sell our shit to the queers" cause you know damn well right wing Christian nuclear family types would absolutely call the sentient robots devils or something; so they programmed the rabbit and bear to be into each other.

Or did the two fall in love naturally, cause of the whole literally teaching the endos how to think and corporate said "we can make this work"?

Does the people running the damn company even know their robots can fall in love?

Forget killer robots and brainwashing, I want scott to write a book on the intricacies of "robot dating S.O.P."

THE MASSES AMASS

Huskerdust shippers I'm sorry I doubted you I see it now

He's giving Wii Fit

oh… Oh…

Ballister to Ambrosius, both of which are at a club, sitting at the bar: Babe, I'll be right back, got to use the restroom.

Ambrosius, hearing him sit down next to him again: I love you.

The guy who sat down next to him, in an American voice that obviously isn't Ballister's: I'm not gay.

-

Ballister: Amby, it's okay.

Ambrosius, sobbing uncontrollablly: I'M SO SORRY, BAL. I DIDN'T KNOWWWWWWW.

Ambrosius: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Ballister and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Ballister .

Please elaborate

Do you ever think about how the krang that searched Raph's memories is not the one who can and/or is shown to krangify people, so Raph probably had to deal with the horror of having his body invaded from two separate sources

I don't get it

Glamrock Freddy: *Yawns*

Glamrock Bonnie: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Glamrock Freddy: Then you must be exhausted.

Monty: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.