I Mean. He's A Bunny Wearing A Leotard. What Do You Expect?

Please rise for the national anthem.

on january 18th 2024 an old alcoholic cat opened his mouth and said “so things look bad-“ to a pornstar spider and i have never been the same since.

*SLAM*

*SLAM*

*SLAM*

MITSKI REFERENCE.

(tell me don’t so I can crawl back in)

Wait so which ending is canon? Or does it rollover into Ruin?

sorry its too funny to me

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Angel: Oh, I'll reveal my secrets~

Husk: *teaching Angel how to cheat at poker* So this trick's called "bottom dealing"-

Angel: Well, you know all about dealin' with bottoms, don't ya, Whiskers? 😜

Husk: ...

Husk: I'm startin' to understand why a magician never reveals his secrets.

Never lettin yall forget the giant "Jackpot" sign in the back of this scene, surrounded by hearts and everything

"Alastor was right, they *do* look like lemons!"

That's not how this works, buddy.

So why didn't Gregory just stay in Freddy's room until 6 AM? Or stay in one of the repair rooms after he repairs Freddy? There's plenty of room to run around in the repair room, plus there's a recharge station in all of them, so it's not like Freddy would run out of power. Also why the hell can't Freddy see Vanny in the first place? It's only him that can't see her right? Otherwise how would Vanny be ordering them around?

Metal. 5/10 response. It doesn't make sense, but it's on character.

Shit. 7/10 response. An out of pocket joke that changes the the subject.

Wallet, phone, etc. 4/10. Annoys the person asking.

An AK-47. 6/10. Can be taken as a slight threat or an innuendo.

Irregular sexuality = Irregular affection

Gay people can never just say "I love you" it's always shit like "Rescuing me makes him so happy" or "I guess you have changed" or "We could talk, or watch a movie, or maybe cuddle?", or "The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon"